Love Letters from Loser Lawyer Larry

Larry, one of my fave sissy ass losers loves me ohh so much and sends me the best letters I just had to share.

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so i just completed part 1 of my promise to you and i bought you the boarding bag off your wishlist. i will send you my photos tomorrow. i know its not the most expensive thing on your wishlist, but it's a sign of something more important...you totally own me. i finally realized as i was clicking "purchase now" that i am your total and complete slave bitch, and it feels fucking great. i don't know how you've done it seeing as how you're on the other side of the country and we've never met, but you have won control over me. you are constantly in my thoughts and dreams (i even obeyed your command last night and called out "Melissa" in my mind over and over as i was screwing my wife...needless to say, it took me over the edge and if that was the load that gets her knocked up then you will be partially responsible for my child, which is so sick and hot)

i know that i can't please you financially like some of your other callers can. yes i'm a lawyer but i'm not pulling in the big bucks yet, and i live in manhattan which (as you know) is crazy fucking expensive. plus the fact that my money-grubbing sheister wife watches every penny. but i want you to know that i will do whatever i can. if i can please you in other ways i will. i will do whatever humiliating, perverse, unspeakable acts that you want me to do on the phone, whatever it takes to amuse and delight you.

why am i telling you all this? because i want you to know that i'm serious about meeting you when you come to New York, and i'll do whatever it takes (within my financial abilities) to prove to you that i'm worthy. although i obviously have sick and depraved sexual desires, i think you know from talking to me that i'm not a psycho, and when you see my photos i think you'll want to meet me too. so what do i hope to gain from such a meeting? if you would allow it, it would be a dream come true for me to clean your asshole with my mouth while you tell me what a worthless piece of shit i am. i dream of you gallavanting around manhattan all day, shopping, trying on clothes, drinking martinis, getting your hair done. then at the end of the day you come home and i'm waiting for you to wash away all the sweaty, funky germs that have built up in your ass crack all day long. i dream of taking my tongue and scooping up every little bead of sweat, every smelly piece of lint, even the brown stains from where you wiped. i'll lick them all up and swallow them down so that i will always have a piece of you inside me. then, i will stick my tongue deep inside your hole to make sure i don't miss a spot. when i get done, your ass will sparkle.

anyway, that's my fantasy. it probably won't ever happen, but i want you to know that i'm ready if it ever does. you've awakened the slave inside of me and for that i thank you. a month ago i never would have dreamed of paying someone to fuck me in the ass with a dildo, but ever since i started talking to you all my suppressed desires have come up to the surface, and now i feel free. thank you.

yours,
Jewish Loser Lawyer

How to crack up a Jewish Princess

One of my fave callers ... Of course he's Jewish. "Doinittohim" sends me the most hilarious emails. I had to share this. After doubting I was real and then proving myself. I have this loser by the Jewish balls!

"glad i could entertain you. that's what i'm here for, to amuse your highness the princess of Israel. did i mention that i'll clean your funky ass crack after i'm done with your shoes? i love the taste of sweaty ass.
sorry i ran out of $ last night, i'm a little low on cash this month b/c of the holidays. you see, my wife is also a jewish princess and she makes me buy her expensive gifts. i bought her a pair of $500 Christian Laboutin shoes, i hope she likes them but she probably won't b/c she's a fucking bitch and nothing is ever good enough for her. i don't know why i keep falling for you spoiled jewish whores."

The nerve of some losers.

I wanted to share this pathetic email I recieved today. It might be one of the most pathetic mail's I'v had.

"Hiya, I saw your ad and was wondering if we could chat for a bit today? I would need to ask if you have 3 or 5 minutes to spare, since times are tough on my end until the new year with budget cuts and such happening here..

Thanks if you can help,

John in Houston"

AS IF!! I mean get real douchebag!!!

Thanks for the giving. Hanukkah is on it's way!

It's almost near! Dec 4th is the beginning of Hanukkah. 8 long days of gifts and love all for me! What do I want for the holidays? Like EVERYTHING! Being the bratty Jewish Princess that I am of course I love Gelt. Which for you unchosen ones that's money.Ya see like we are so spoiled that we get chocolate coins and all you unchosen ones get is a big chocolate Santa who like doesn't even exist!

Duh!

Pantied Fairy in Pink! Dorks in Diappys

November seems to be the season for the pantied boys to really come on out and be seen. First of all can we like talk about the wood paneling in the room the loser is in. Like ohh my gawd was this picture taken on the set of That 70's Show? Getting on webcam for me is a huge risk since im such a little shutterbug and can't help but take shots of losers posing for me. Note.... Also check out the picture with the loser's big fat thonged ass showing. You can see his wedding ring! Like can you say LOSER!!! Can you imagine his wife getting a nice looksy at that!
*I raked another panty dork over the coals for an hour as he sat there and told me how pathetic his life was that at 23 he wears diapers! Loser Loser Diaper boy!!! I made him pay a good grip for some hot pics of me in my tighty whitey panties.
So like who wants to get on cam for me now?




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New Recording!! Yeah I know... You Crave it

Oh Have I been a lazy JAP to keep up on the blogs.. so lets see where my perfect Princess ass has been.
Pandy Andy the U.K sissy bitch has been a really bad bad whore. After I made the whore bag pay me $1000 he got scared. It's really a good thing I have a photo of him that I might have to post for everyone to see the stupid fucker.


My very shy and young sub loves to pay me lots of cash and give me ideas for recordings. I made a new one one my losers suggestion and here it is from me to you.
My Brand New Recording
Turning My D- into an A+ With My Teachers Asst

Sissys subs who just can't stay away

One of like my fave sissys Pandrea is back. He has been a bad sub in the past and he really wanted to get back into my bitchy little privledged life. Hmmmmmm should I let him? Well this time I deceded to put him under contract and wanted a little tribby to tide me over and have him show his loyalty.
Losers take note.
My sub sent me $999.99 to show his loyalty to his fave Jewish Princess on niteflirt.
Pandrea is going to dedicate his loser life to doing what I want. I want him to live the life if the sissy fag that he totally is.

L'Shana Tovah! That's Happy New Year for all you non Jews

L'Shana Tovah to all my Jewish worshippers! Thats happy new year for all the non chosen ones that don't know it's our like major holiday. I should be around for you losers a bit more since im taking some classes online and then i have plenty of time to berate and get my little Princess pockets nice and full.

I'v been getting all sorts of freaks and Memorial weekend was full of dumb dumb coked out drunk pigs.

A new coked out piggy loves to call and be forced to shovel snow up his nasty big ass honkin nose. He likes being passed around for hours and being forced to sit on the phone for hours. I'm going to spare my readers with the rest of the sick detials about this total fucking dipshit.

Tranny loving Sammy the Jewish nerd has been back in action realizing he needs me in his life to constantly confirm the fact that "He IS a tranny lover". Sammy stop cheating on your wife with trannys and just come out of the closet!
New loser Canadian bacon bit is really fun to play with what a loser unkosher nerd. He loves calling while im at the gym working my hot ass out while I tell him all about the big cocks I see in front of me.

Like you know you need to call me now....

Summer Lovin Had me a Blast

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Like so totally not Kosher ! EWE LOVER!

Like Ohh my Gawd.. My eyes are scalding! I just talked to one of my nasty losers who's fresh back from Iraq. He was sweet enough to call me from a hotel room and get on cam and be like a total idiot for me!
As soon as he got on cam I saw his girlfriend Ewellisa (umm a blow up black sheep with like a beauty mark a smile and all.) Now is that like sooo gross or what!
He did'nt want me to see his face (who would) so he appeared on cam with a big ol pig snout and a clown wig. Lahhhhhoooooooooosssserrrrrr
He also had on a t-shirt emblazoned with the saying "Club Cocksucker" in huge letters on the front.
After I pigged out on his wallet making him give me a shitload of cash for having to allow my perfect eyes so see his un kosher nasty ass self I let him do his deed to his plastic play friend. Ughhhhhhh SO FUCKING ILL!!!!
Like enjoy the pictures!! I could'nt resist snapping some pix to share!
Once again the Jewish Princess does it again... Humiliating yet ANOTHER FOOL!!

Latest Loser Love Letter... Why Jewish Guys Make The Best Pets

My Night Out With Jappy Princess

First of all, Jappy Princess wanted me to be perfectly clear that
THIS WAS NOT A DATE. Jappy Princess would never go out on a date with
a pathetic worm like me no matter what I buy her and I should just be
glad that she even answers my calls and accepts my gifts.

I've been begging Jappy Princess to go out with me for months now,
but she always said that the only way she would ever be seen with a
loser like me is if I bought her a new Mercedes, so I finally broke
down and did it because she's right: I am a loser and the only bit of
sunshine in my life is her radiance and the things I can buy her,
which she appreciates for about five minutes. The more she tells me
what a loser I am, the more I love her. I got her a mint condition
fire-engine-red 1978 500SL ragtop, which she says is her favorite
car, and now it's mine too, though she won't let me sit in it unless
I buy her a second one for her house in Boca. I'm looking into a
second mortgage.

I wanted to go out on Saturday, but she said, "Why would I ever waste
a Saturday night going out with a limp-dicked loser like you?" And
she's right, why should she? She's beautiful and smart and sexy, and
I'm just a pathetic loser who wants to suck the toe-jam out of the
Jimmy Choos I just bought her last night online. She told me to make
reservations for 6 PM, so she could go clubbing afterwards without me.

Anyway, I sent a stretch Hummer to her house, with a case of Dom
Perignon and a gross of casablanca lilies in it, as she demanded, and
also she said, "If you're in the limo when it gets to me I will just
go back inside, and that's that." I met her at her favorite
restaurant, which also happens to be the most expensive one in LA. I
got there an hour early just to make sure everything was perfect. She
looked like a total princess, even though she was just wearing
sweatpants, an old N'Sync T shirt and flip-flops. "Whatever, why
would I want to get dressed up for a mama's-boy loser who's only good
for buying me things. If you want to see me in something nicer, buy
it for me, and maybe I'll think about it. And I could use some nice
jewelry and a few Judith Leiber bags too. God, don't you know how
totally important accessories are?"

I went to kiss her on the cheek and she made a face like she just
smelled shit. "Don't mess up my makeup."

"But Princess, you're not wearing any."

"Why would I waste time putting on makeup for such a pathetic
schmuck? Anyway, let's order"

Hold on that's my phone... That was my loan officer. Looks like
Princess is getting another Benz! This one has a Tiffany gear shift too.

Anyway, Princess ordered a bottle of Ketel One for starters, and 3
bottles '82 of Lafite Rothschild. Then she ordered the fifteen-course
tasting menu, but didn't eat any of it, and just sent it all back to
the kitchen. "That looks icky, what's next?"

I tried to talk to Princess about how much I needed her but she
mostly just ignored me and looked around the room for celebrities.
Fergie was there, and also some guy who's on MTV. After about 45
minutes, she said, "Well, I've wasted enough time with you, loser.
Thanks for the car, maybe if you buy me another one, I'll send you
the panties I'm wearing right now. Or not."

She picked up the unopened bottles of Ketel One and Lafite, and
walked out to her waiting limo without a another word.

It was the best night of my life, I love you Princess. The only
reason I get up in the morning is to make money to buy you things.


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Blinged Out Goy Toy

Like how annoying is is when I get losers who call me and like to play a challenge game with me called "Are you really Jewish or pretending" As if Niteflirt's original Jewish Princess would pretend to be chosen... AS IF! I'll Baruch ata all over your ass's.. (thats hebrew for you lesser peeps who are not part of the chosen tribe)
I found the most perfect piece of JEWelry for my little goy boy subbies
isn't that a beauty.
I can't wait to see some of my prissy little goys wearing this fab Jewish bling.

Hottest Online Jewish Princess

I'm back from a little blogging break .. Ya know a Jewish Princess needs to relax her fingers very few weeks from typing craps. I'v been out traveling around meeting hot guys and taking advantage of losers for my financial gain. Like its getting so nice and hot out here! Dumb Dumb Tranny tramp called me yesterday all whacked out of her ugly ass mind and sat there for 3 and 1/2 hours telling me what kind of surgical procedures she wanted. What a dumb bimbo for the $2000 I snatched she could have gotton some of those injections for the lips that afternoon. Ohh well looks like more for me!!
Call me !!!!

Addicted to Jappy Jewish Princess Melissa

Like what a totally great weekend to be a Jewish Princess!
Cinco De Drink-o was so rad and awesome, I had losers paying all day long for me to drink with my girls and party my ass off! Of course I had one too many rinkys opps and had a little Princess mess on some losers shoes!! Whoops!
My totally cool loser blaze addict is SO addicted to me! He actually closed his niteflirt account twice after I drained his ass. Whadda ya know! He's baaack.. I spent the weekend chit chatting off and on at $7.00 a min. Like duh why should he call at my regular rate? AS IF!
Niteflirts very own one and only original Jewish Princess.
Shalom Bitches!

Booty Kisser!!!

Wow, I didn't realize how long It's been since I've blogged. I've been so busy shopping and gearing up for summer. 404 is like the latest piggy who's totally addicted to my hot perfect round Jewish ass. I've had him make a shrine to my ass and kiss it each day when he wakes up and when he goes to sleep. Isn't that like totally charming!!
My old skool fave goy boy reached out and touched as well. I love when addicts just can't stay away from me!
One of my fave callers rolled in this week with a brand new rendition of latest Christina Aguilera songs and remixes the lyrics to his pathetic loser self. Can you imagine what kind of a fucking loser sits there and writes parody's all fucking day to top 40 hits. DORK!!!!! But I have to say it's totally like hysterical and I think like everyone needs to hear him .
Like Later losers!
The One the Only Original Jewish Princess of Niteflirt

Pass it over for Passover

Happy Pesach thats Happy Passover for all you goyem who are clueless to the Holiday. It's been like a great Passover as well. Lots of you like total rejects passing the cash right over to ME! I love this time of the year when I can make all the Jewish subbies of mine have sex with a nice hard crumbly piece of matzoh. Like duh they have to eat it after as well! Grody yes I know.
The Silver Claw struck again this morning and passed over a quick couple hundy. And my long term english boy did a overnight $100 drop.
StupidJ4J ..... I hope those sheckles are saving!!!




You know you want me.... So pick up and call ya stupid loser! Niteflirt has only #1 Jewish Princess of Phone and that would be ME!

Skirty and Flirty

Today was a really good Monday. A really good Princess addict swept on by for a good $600 dip in the wallet for the best Jewish Princess on Earth! His swift swoop into my pocket was like totally hot!
Of course there is one loser trying like so hard to make it into the blog. He wants me blogging about him and I decided since he wants it so bad he needs to pay $200 to get a blog with his name in it. Like duh $200 is a total bargain to get a mention in here.

The ideal doodie head slave... look and learn

How to make Jewish Princess Melissa happy.
My very special loser doodieboy has once again come through with a fantastic surprise. As I was sitting here relaxing in the hot 90 degree Los Angeles weather the door rings and its my buddy Mr Fed ex....
SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM DOODIE!!!! 4 boxes from Neiman Marcus for Melissa!!!

Gucci, Burberry and Juicy......... All you other losers better step it up.....
$500 gucci side bag
$600 Burberry bag for spring
Juicy Bracelet $68
2 sets of Juicy Earrings $140

Don't you wish you had a Jewish Princess that had my fantastic taste.

March is here Yippee Easter candy!!

I love March with spring break coming up and all the hot guys that come to L.A for vacation FUN!. One of the other fun things about March is Easter and all the candy and fun stuff to look at in the stores. I thought I'd have my own Easter humiliation fun with some lucky loser... So dumbfuck calls me and wants to go on webcam to show me his 3 inch of grody.... fucking sick , like I want to see that ill yuk yuk. It was time to put the 3 inch dumbass to shame.
I told Easter boy to go over to Rite Aid and gave him a small list of items.
1. 1 bag of green easter basket grass
2. I package of bright colored plastic hollow eggs
3. 1 pack of peeps
As you can see in the pictures, the gross piggy did exactly what I said and he hid his nasty little worm into the eggs YUK!!! I'm like so glad I don't celebrate Easter cuz if I did I think I would like never be able to look at another peep again .. EW!!!!!

NBA WEEKEND MESS AND SEMI SUCCESS

Vegas Weekend NBA was a MESS!!! Lets start with the best parts! FIrst of all We did't pay for A THING!!! Lots of $20.00 drop offs for the ladies and we came out winners! AS ALWAYS! I got the hottest lapdance ever with this like totally sexy Blond Barbie doll I just can't stop thinking about her! The girls and I met some guys out at dinner when they asked if they could buy us drinks we said only if they pay for our entire bill. Without hesitation they offered up in exchange that they could watch us get lap dances. DONE! So like this one guy Billy he was Jewish and hot I decided I was going to use him as my sugar daddy for the eve. He was totally obsessed with my feet, in fact by the end of the night I had gotton him back to the casino where he won and then gave me $300 to run and get some shoes .. HOT! So anyway...... Billy has me so nice and drunk on vodka I just wanted to get it on! I was so ready for a lapdance so we got 2 hot chicks and had a little 4 some inthe corner.. I know you losers are panting and hard as a rock.. drooling like a dumb puppy.... I went back to his suite that night and fucked him so good.. next morning we get up and he gave me $1000 for my phone number!!! How sexy is that....
Ohhhhhhhhh there is like so much more... but, you'll have to call for that Like duh.... doing what I always do... Leaving you hard and ready to get my hand in that wallet
XX
Melissa

Coming soon.... Road Trip Time Again!!!!

Like Ohh My Gawd I'm so excited with the fun success of the Jap Winery trip Me and my girls are packing up the car and we are off to Vegas for NBA All Star Weekend. PARTY PARTY PARTY! Feb 16-19 you will have the chance to talk to ME while I'm surrounded by my sexy JAP crew live from Las Vegas. You losers will be expected to give us cash for strippers,gambling,clubs and of course spa treatments. Chinkeydinkdoo just called and I just got $200 just for telling him about the fun we are going to have! Did I mention we are all sharing one room!!!


Now go be a good dork and send $20.00 for our Vegas Trip

Blue Ribbon Prize De Jour

Today we have a winner folks! Today a special breed of swine stopped over to my instant messenger "goyforjappy" Of course I made him change his name and dedicate it to ME. What makes him so special? He is blue ribbon quality..In a matter of 30 min I had the unkosher pink male dropping $600 into my greedy sexy little Jewish Princess hands. Did I mention I didn't even have to talk to the loser on the phone. Lucky me!
GFJ loves the way I am like so totally non chalant about being a greedy sexy princess bitch. He has a very very hardcore Princess addiction, he gets weak at the site of me. The more I tease him the weaker he gets. I do plan on wrecking him so like my own fun! Bonus....GFJ also sent me a $250 GC for me to get a lil something for that extra picture of my ass. GFJ said he would get on web cam for me and perform in his snout... Stay tuned, Like how rad would that be to get some snaps of that for the blog!

And some praise from the loser gfj...


Financial Domination 1/23/2007***** goyforjappy Princess forced me to change my name ... i'm intoxicated by Her. This cute little Princess will take You apart and rebuild you into the piglet of your dreams!

Financial Domination 1/23/2007***** goyforjappy Drooled all over myself! She made a total piglet of me!!

Financial Domination 1/23/2007***** goyforjappy Had me oinking in a heartbeat! This little cutie is a real Jewish Bytchtress! Totally imaginative and delightfully cruel .. in Her special Princess sort of way!

I'm like such a trend starter! Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery...

Wow, I feel really special, its unreal how many other speakers on Niteflirt feel the need to create and imitate the"Jewish Princess" aspect. I'm like such a trend starter! It must suck to be so unoriginal. One imitator actually uses the same headlines as I do! I just need to say a few things. A real Jewish Princess would NEVER charge a bargain low rate. A real Jewish Princess would never be seen in a maids outfit, we hire the help not wear their uniforms for the public to see! Like DUH! The funny part is some of the other "Jewish Princess" photos are like totally of girls who are so clearly NOT Jewish. You can't fool this Jewess! I know a true Jew at first site. I am the one, the only authentic Jewish Princess of phone. To all my admirers who feel the need to try and ride my rainbow. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery...
My Tattoo says Yizkor which means "Will Remember"

To speak to the one and only.....
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0546065

Happy JEW Year !

New Years was amazing! I'd say 2006 was pretty hot and filled with a lot of green. This year I will get my site up at some point I know all you jerkoffs ask non stop. Roselli the Jew hater started the year off right for me. Once again I got him to pay for a sassy picture of the most perfect Jewish Princess ME. Like can you believe the loser thought I would actually sell him a picture of myself nude for like $50.00!! AS IF!!! Of course he opened it and whoops not nude! He called this morning and really made my day by telling me how much he hates Jewish bitches like me. YES YES YES! I love being me.
I had a local loser stop over at a corner near me and drop off a bottle of Dom for my New Years bagel brunch. I love Losers....
And the star attraction of the breakfast....