Thursday, December 28, 2006

6 Precious Princess's Take the Escalade


What do you get when you put 6 Jewish Princess's in a big black Escalade on the way to the Winery's in Santa Barbara? You get a Princess Party!! We had the best time on 3 hours drive leaving my Ignore line on the entire trip. I thought it would be totally bitchin to let some lonely nerds pay for our tastings at all the winerys. Dipshit danny called and sat for an hour listening in as we sat and talked about guys and singing the entire Dreamgirls on my new ipod from some other putz online. Ohhh how humiliating it is to be passed around on the day before xmas by a bunch of totally hot girlys. Who knew so many losers liked to pay to listen in and pay for my fun. My life is so totally rad!


Sunday, December 17, 2006

My Brand New Ignore Hotline!

How many times have you tried to hit on that hot Jewish girl and she totally pays no attention to you. Now you get the chance to sit there and be ignored by ME!! The one the only online Jewish Princess Melissa!

You never know what I'll be doing when you call the ignore line. Shopping with the girls? Manipulating some poor shmuck somewhere on the planet. When you call me don't forget to say those magic words "Jewish Princess Melissa, I'm ready to be ignored"
and, Voila! Listen in as your little pathetic loser heart desires. Ohh yeah.... and don't bother me when IM ignoring you...

Jappy Princess Ignore Hotline
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01823599

Happy Hanukkah!

Happy Hanukkah! Thank you to all my prezzie piggies who got in early on the gifts! Yippee! Now the rest of you total geeks who didnt get me anything yet. Move it reject go to my wishlist and spend! Next year I think i'm going to do 8 days of piggie losers next year. Los Angeles based subbie daniel is paying for my weekend spa trip to Arizona I cant wait to relax and maybe keep my phone on and let it be on ignore as I lay in the hottub all day.



Wednesday, December 06, 2006

I Heart December

The Valley is like so chilly at night but I kinda like it since it sorta reminds me of back east and the crispy cold nights. My young english pay porker geekazoid came back with a vengence this past week and popped my $500 just for seeing me online. Ohh the joys of IM drive thru's! So like I thought I'd post a new picture of myself. Hanukkah is coming up soon so start sending over those prezzies!