Skirty and Flirty

Today was a really good Monday. A really good Princess addict swept on by for a good $600 dip in the wallet for the best Jewish Princess on Earth! His swift swoop into my pocket was like totally hot!
Of course there is one loser trying like so hard to make it into the blog. He wants me blogging about him and I decided since he wants it so bad he needs to pay $200 to get a blog with his name in it. Like duh $200 is a total bargain to get a mention in here.

The ideal doodie head slave... look and learn

How to make Jewish Princess Melissa happy.
My very special loser doodieboy has once again come through with a fantastic surprise. As I was sitting here relaxing in the hot 90 degree Los Angeles weather the door rings and its my buddy Mr Fed ex....
SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM DOODIE!!!! 4 boxes from Neiman Marcus for Melissa!!!

Gucci, Burberry and Juicy......... All you other losers better step it up.....
$500 gucci side bag
$600 Burberry bag for spring
Juicy Bracelet $68
2 sets of Juicy Earrings $140

Don't you wish you had a Jewish Princess that had my fantastic taste.

March is here Yippee Easter candy!!

I love March with spring break coming up and all the hot guys that come to L.A for vacation FUN!. One of the other fun things about March is Easter and all the candy and fun stuff to look at in the stores. I thought I'd have my own Easter humiliation fun with some lucky loser... So dumbfuck calls me and wants to go on webcam to show me his 3 inch of grody.... fucking sick , like I want to see that ill yuk yuk. It was time to put the 3 inch dumbass to shame.
I told Easter boy to go over to Rite Aid and gave him a small list of items.
1. 1 bag of green easter basket grass
2. I package of bright colored plastic hollow eggs
3. 1 pack of peeps
As you can see in the pictures, the gross piggy did exactly what I said and he hid his nasty little worm into the eggs YUK!!! I'm like so glad I don't celebrate Easter cuz if I did I think I would like never be able to look at another peep again .. EW!!!!!