6 Precious Princess's Take the Escalade

What do you get when you put 6 Jewish Princess's in a big black Escalade on the way to the Winery's in Santa Barbara? You get a Princess Party!! We had the best time on 3 hours drive leaving my Ignore line on the entire trip. I thought it would be totally bitchin to let some lonely nerds pay for our tastings at all the winerys. Dipshit danny called and sat for an hour listening in as we sat and talked about guys and singing the entire Dreamgirls on my new ipod from some other putz online. Ohhh how humiliating it is to be passed around on the day before xmas by a bunch of totally hot girlys. Who knew so many losers liked to pay to listen in and pay for my fun. My life is so totally rad!

My Brand New Ignore Hotline!

How many times have you tried to hit on that hot Jewish girl and she totally pays no attention to you. Now you get the chance to sit there and be ignored by ME!! The one the only online Jewish Princess Melissa!

You never know what I'll be doing when you call the ignore line. Shopping with the girls? Manipulating some poor shmuck somewhere on the planet. When you call me don't forget to say those magic words "Jewish Princess Melissa, I'm ready to be ignored"
and, Voila! Listen in as your little pathetic loser heart desires. Ohh yeah.... and don't bother me when IM ignoring you...

Jappy Princess Ignore Hotline
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01823599

Happy Hanukkah!

Happy Hanukkah! Thank you to all my prezzie piggies who got in early on the gifts! Yippee! Now the rest of you total geeks who didnt get me anything yet. Move it reject go to my wishlist and spend! Next year I think i'm going to do 8 days of piggie losers next year. Los Angeles based subbie daniel is paying for my weekend spa trip to Arizona I cant wait to relax and maybe keep my phone on and let it be on ignore as I lay in the hottub all day.

I Heart December

The Valley is like so chilly at night but I kinda like it since it sorta reminds me of back east and the crispy cold nights. My young english pay porker geekazoid came back with a vengence this past week and popped my $500 just for seeing me online. Ohh the joys of IM drive thru's! So like I thought I'd post a new picture of myself. Hanukkah is coming up soon so start sending over those prezzies!

Macy's Pre-Thanksgiving Extravaganza

Ring Ring, It's the beautiful Bratty Valley Girl calling me asking me if I want to go to the mall to meet her and some loser sub who lives in Hollywood. She enticed me with those magic words "Macys shoe dept and new jeans". How can I say no? I met her sharp at 2pm and just like magic ... Loser boy appeared. First stop for the pot bellied italian goyboy.... Jeans! After trying on like 15 pairs I landed a $249.00 pair of Citizens Of Humanity. Bratty ended up with some matching Sevens! $500 later and its down to the shoe dept we go. On the escalator ride down I "accidently" kicked the loser in the balls. WHOOPS! Jewish girls love shoes so why not get 2 pairs each! Whats a better way to thank a loser then taking his fat ass out to the car, stuffing him into the backseat of his totally bitchen beemer. Bratty and I hopped into the front and made him take his loser dick out while we spit in his ugly loser face and tossed chewed gum at him! FATTY FATTY !!! As he chanted to us until we decided to allow him to let his grody hairy wee wee let go......
Bratty tossed some stinky pantys at him and we opened the door and took our things....
You are like so jealous reading this!!!!!

Letter of Adoration from Chris my Adorable Goy Toy

My Jewish Goddess,
I have been doing my homework, as you commanded. Look what I found out about the word "shiksa".
Shiksa and Shaygetz are the Yiddish derivative of the respectivefeminine and masculine Hebrew words for something unclean, dirty. Theappellations are customarily applied to gentiles who do thingsinimical to Jewish interests, such as vandalizing Jewish buildings,robbing Jewish kids of their lunch money, or becoming romanticallyinvolved with Jews :-). The root is "sheketz", which refers to houserodents and lizards. They impart ritual impurity, and therefore theterm lends itself to the same kind of idea.
So now I know what you are really saying about my wife when you call her a "shiksa" my Jewish Goddess!! :-) But you might also want to call her a "nafka":
Nafka: a loose woman, a tart, a slut, a whore. Although it means the same as "koorvah," it's generally less severe. A "koorvah" probably does it for money and is more a "professional," whereas a nafka might do it just for fun or for psychologicial or emotionally needy reasons (i.e. she thinks it will make her popular.)
So there we go. I was a little disappointed to learn that "goy" really doesn't have a negative implication. I'm sure there must be some words that would contain such an implication. But I still like "goy" because it is definitely deragotory when you say it - I can hear the derision in your voice when you say it, my Jewish Princess!
Your devoted goyboy,
Chris

*Additional email*

A brand new toy for ME! Camel lights

Oh what a compliment I recieved today. I got a call (which I'm currently still on as my dork waits for me to compose this) At this moment we have been on 2 hours and 18 min and 58 seconds. The caller addressed himself as Dork in Riverside. Later I come to find he's a Camel Jockey after my little glitter Jewish heart.
He called me and told me he got inspired by one of my fave shows Weeds http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/ and the sexy beautiful Yael the hot Jewish Domme. I Love her! He tells me he is a Palestian. EWWW Like a Jewess like me would ever? He's been trying to convince me that he should come have a date with me. LIKE AS IF! He claims he fucked a Jewish girl and fisted her and now he has this fetish for the Jewess. I told him to fuck himself I don't do sand niglets or camel jockys ! GRODY 2 THE MAX!
My dork is currently singing a song to me and telling me what a freak he is. (no freaking kidding)
Did I mention he seems to be smoking up poor mans cocaine (meth) like its going out of style. Of course I'm the gonna milk him for everything he has today ! $$$$$$$$$

Louis Vuitton and Hello Kitty

What happens when Louis Vuitton and Hello Kitty collide on 2 wheels.
Like OMG! This is a trendy Jewish girls wet dream scooter! Look at it in all it's glory. I can really see my nice firm round ass scooting around on that like totally amazing piece of art.

Jewish Boy with the Hamptons vibe

I met a hot Jewish guy this weekend at the beach. Geoff was his name, he was 30 something and had a nice rich Hamptons style to himself. He took notice to my Burberry bikini and right away I knew this was gonna be a fun one. He ended up taking my friend and I for drinks back in the Valley. YES another sorry shmuck lured into my Jappy web! After 3 hours at the bar and a round of truth or dare my pet Geoff was dared into kissing my hot dirty "been at the beach all day" toes. Like Duh... he did it.... I love a fun new pet.... If you want to know all the details you'll have to call me .. Like as if I'd just give it all away.

----------- ONLY $2.69 a min :-) Don't be afraid gimme a call

Tacky Jappy Bling.... I think I need this

I really love this, I can see myself wearing this prancing around town.


Did you know that Kaballah is "Halla Bak" backwards

What the fans say.... Dear Jewish Bitchstress? Hmmm

I need my own talk show "Ask the spoiled snotty Jewish bitch" Maybe I should make a new line for that...
Ask the Jappy Princess Hotline! OMG!!!! I love it!!!

I had a really good morning with a Sissy in San Diego who ended up dropping $300 in my pocket in a mere 20 min!
I love a fast fuck so much YUM!

I also had a great session with a lame ass geek Brown Noser who got schooled in the fine of "why Jews are superior"
I mean like duh... think about it.... All of our last names are like precious gems!!
1. Gold (Goldberg,goldstein I can go on and on)
2. Diamond
3. Silver (Silverman again.... I can go on)
4. Pearl (pearlman etc....)

A must read for the JAP connoisseur

A must read for the JAP connoisseur

An socio-anthropological examination of the JAP and her fitness habits. Naturally, the gym bag is the heaviest weight she lifts.

Princess demands you read this article and learn something.

http://fakejew.blogspot.com

A Jewish Prince

I met the hottest Jewish Prince... He might be as bitchy and as stuck up as me. We struck up this friendship that was really fun and flirty. Over a night of cocktails and smokes I found out he was totally submissive.
As the night went on and the drinks were flowing , he reached over and kissed me. I pushed him away and slapped him in the face and he LOVED IT. As soon as I saw his cock getting as hard as a salami I sat on top of him and gave him a SLAP again.
You want the rest dont you? AS IF... call me to get the rest of the story.
XO
Your Jewish Princess Melissa

Miss me? You all want to kiss me!

Miss me? You all want to kiss me!
I got really bored with the blogs but then I forget you loyal dorks love to read my rants and raves. Today was a great way to start the morning with an Overseas sissy who lavished me today with $1200 to go shopping. I need the Hot Pink Marc Jacobs bag on my wishlist so someone get it for me.
Today since I had such a great cash party I think im going to spend the day at the pool and tan and relax while listening to my new rad Ipod!
Current playlist.....

The Wreckers
Fiona Apple
Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs
Gnarles Barkley

Hysterical Email from a Sissy Poo Poo Pie

"Hello Your Highness
i am a pathetic sissy loser from the UK. i am 35 and a teacher. i wear my sister and niece's dirty panties and pantyhose under my male drag at work. i have a tiny pee-pee, which a previous online Mistress gave the name 'little miss clitty'. i have realised i am not a real man, and that i deserve to spend my free time as a humiliated sissy teen-girl. As a result, i have ordered cds by Hilary Duff and Aaron Carter, as well as the Lizzie McGuire movie, and a beginners ballet dvd for little girls, as well as a ballet costume.
i want to thank You in advance for letting me call Your line it will be such an honour even to be ignored by You - and would be grateful if You would let me know if there is anything a sissy-girl like me could to to amuse You. or any tasks , hobbies or rules a sissy like me should take up / follow
Curtsey
Hilary Muff"

Is that awesome or what! I need to make a new recording around that, maybe "I'm gonna make you a pop Princess sissy slut"

<----------- ONLY $2.69 a min :-) Don't be afraid gimme a call

My English Delight

Today was a fantastic day, besides the fact its Friday. The past couple days my sissy Andrea Pandrea was in the palm of my hot little hand. If the silly sissy doesn't do what I say I'm going to post his info all over the internet. All in all the sissy gave me $3500 to keep my sexy Yenta mouth shut! I HEART SISSY PANDREA

Fem Dommes 4/28/2006 andypandie Melissa is the real deal authentic greedy Jewish Princess. I am her worthless english goy. I know my place in life at the foot of a Jewish Princess as she takes my paycheck and leaves me near the brink of brokedom.


Financial Domination 4/25/2006 Jappy Princess is making me talk to her new boyfriend and pay for them to go to Mall. She has to so spun. Shes turned me into a frilly faggot


Financial Domination 4/24/2006 My cruel vicious Jewish Princess sent me pix from her camera phone documenting her evening for the $500 I sent her for her and her girlfriend to have dinner and limo to Nobu, what a fool I am at $3000 all for J.A.P


Fem Dommes 4/21/2006 J.A.P has me so mentally fucked that shes got me paying $500 for her and her date to go to sushi tonight and get bombed on saki at Nobu. Fuck, now shes got me paying for her limo service for the night.


Financial Domination 4/21/2006 Melissa charges me $200 per photo of her Jewish Princess ass I am so screwed

Happy Passover!

Happy Passover ! I love this holiday there are some really fun things to make my little Jewish subbies do. Seth a fantastic Jewish loser was so fun on cam for me with his Matzo and instead of buttering it up I made him put his nasty Jew goo all over and then devour it all for the love of Princess Melissa. Why do so many losers continue to ask me out on dates on Myspace? Whats up losers????
Time for my Princess Ass to pack it up and head to Sedar!
JPM

Some like super cool links for all you freaks

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I need a vacation and hysterical feedback

I need to get out of Los Angeles and go to a nice tropical destination. Right now is the perfect time of year for a perfect Sugar loser to send me on my all expense paid trip to Ohh lets say Jamaica.
Cabo might be fun but Im not really into Mexico.
I love talking to this loser, he really hates us Jappy chicks. Typical isnt it, they all wanna have a Jewish girl.. AS IF!!!

jroselli222 - "Jappy Princess is the Ultimate Emasculatrix. I have always HATED JAPs, not because they are Jewish, but because real live BITCH JAPS are greedy ballbusting wallet draining C.... This is why being emasculated by Jappy Princess will so ironic and wonderful...the Ultimate JAP is going to tease me incesently with her beauty and alurer, destroy my manhood, and rape me and my girlfriend financially, all while verbally berating and humiliating me for being such an incredible loser. I agree with Harley Paul...she is the ultimate BITCH and humiliatrix. I have finally found the right woman to finish my emasculation. Thank you Jappy Princess!!!! "




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