Wednesday, August 27, 2008

New Look

I'm switching my blog to a new location...you can now find it at http://www.notanicejewishgirl.com

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Anatomy Of A Blog Stalker

Ever wonder about the losers who are so sad that they stalk a blog non stop. I wanted to share what it looks like when a person stalks a blog.

Domain Name cableone.net ? (Network)
IP Address 72.24.79.# (CABLE ONE)

State : Texas
City : Sherman

Aug 12 2008 6:11:45 pm
Aug 12 2008 3:50:50 am
Aug 11 2008 2:06:38 pm
Aug 10 2008 9:59:57 am
Aug 10 2008 7:40:47 am
Aug 10 2008 6:34:18 am
Aug 8 2008 3:36:00 am
Aug 5 2008 3:57:17 am
Aug 3 2008 1:37:46 pm
Aug 2 2008 9:20:09 pm
Jul 31 2008 6:26:44 pm
Jul 31 2008 3:24:39 am

Monday, August 11, 2008

Totally Desperate Losers Love Me

I've been hanging in New York the past week seeing friends and shopping up a massive Jewish Princess storm at Bergdorff. I see a new Chloe handbag in my new future that the desperate loser who sat on the phone with me yesterday for 10 hours and a ton of paid mails. I know 10 hours is a long ass time but this shmuck was so needy for me he had to stay on with me the entire day. I went about my day forwarding to my cell I went out to lunch and back and the submissive desperate loser stayed on the phone. At $3.00 a min I really didn't mind since I knew that it was all my money and he needed to be drained by the Jewish Princess. Know one knows a good day of Financial Domination like a little J.A.P.
I Rock!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Like Holy Crap Earthquake As I Shop

So like my friends and I are shopping out on Melrose and I was taking a call at the same time from some geek who dreamed of having me as his Jewish perfect bride. I made him tribute me as we were shopping because if I was the perfect bride I would be getting whatever I wanted. Melrose was pretty boring and all the sudden rumble rumble and whoo whooo it was an earthquake! My first semi good one since living out here from New York. I'm such a Princess I was totally freaking out like OMG what do we do! All is fine and I only ended up with 2 pairs of shoes, not a banner day but good enough.

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Monday, July 21, 2008

The Heat Brings Out Super Geeks Niteflirt Dork Callers

Super geeks are coming out in the heat like crazy! I know I really haven't been writing much but you know It is like Summer and I do need to get out and play. I do have my phones with me and on so I can talk shit to you dorks at nearly all times and places. Don't be too shocked if I'm with my hot boyfriend or some of my girlfriends.
Super snazzy maniac and I had a really awesome hour long debate whether I am Jewish or just pretending to be. Now, I can understand having that conversation with me but, don't you think the fuckadoodle should at least know his own shit to back it up. Dick wad didn't even know a lick of Hebrew.
Now of course it can only get better then that.
I get this barely audible freak calling me,he has a thick accent and tells me he's Indian. He gets on web cam and he is most definitely NOT a man of Indian decent but a total Arab. As soon as I called him out on lying he went crazy on how Jews are the devil! HA HA HA!! 3 hours later and $$$ he told me he was obsessed with me. He keeps emailing me and begging me to come meet him and marry him. Ewww Gross Grody! Can you even imagine!
Kisses,
Your Favorite Jewish Princess

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Monday, July 07, 2008

Jewish Princess Cock Therapy Session With My Sissy Nurse

I've been having a crazy Summer partying with all my friends who are visiting or on break. Like every night has been a Jewish Princess party. I get together with the rest of my JAP crew and do what we do best and JAP out. I got like a really bad little sunburn over the weekend at a July 4th beach party and I was in need of some aloe attention. I found the hottest guy at the party and told him if he rubbed my backside with alo in the places I missed I would give him a little Jewish Princess surprise. Surprise !!! Dork got to touch me! I knew this sissy loser was staring at me all day while I pranced back and forth at the party. He kept asking for my phone number so I decided oh fuck it and I gave him my niteflirt number. As if I would talk to him after that for free!
I had a really nice session of cock mock therapy with my little sissy prissy nurse. Just what the Doctor ordered for a new nurse on staff! The slutty nurse had the little most like totally little belly button dick you've ever seen. HYSTERICAL!!!! Look at this shmuck!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Groveling Loser Niteflirt Mail

Shmuck rick sent me this email totally worthy of me putting on my blog. I did already snatch a few grand from the shmuck but like the groveling mail gawd what a loser. Jacko the wacko is afraid to call me so since he is such a pussy I've been manipulating him through paid mails which is really costing him way more then he could dream. I had a dream of a new Kooba bag and now I can make that dream real after my paid mail sweep. Every Jewish Princess needs her own set of designer handbags.
Kiss
The Jewish Princess Of Niteflirt
"Princess Melissa,
I AM SOOO SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT PRODUCED IN GIVING YOU MY PAYCHECKS AFTER STATING THAT I WOULD, BUT WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY PAYSTUB TO SHOW YOU THAT YOU WERE GETTING THE ENTIRE WORTH OF MY PAYCHECK, I FOUND OUT THAT MY DIGITAL CAMERA WAS BROKEN, SO I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE. I KNOW I PROBABLY DO NOT DESERVE IT, BUT PLEASE PRINCESS MELISSA, GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE TO SHOW YOU THAT MY PAYCHECK BELONGS TO YOU. I WILL DO ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT MEANS GIVING YOU MY PERSONAL INFORMATION FOR YOU TO USE AGAINST ME IF I SHOULD FAIL TO HAND OVER MY PAYCHECK TO YOU FROM HERE ON IN. IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU, STARTING THIS THURSDAY AND EVERY THURSDAY AFTERWARDS, I WILL DEPOSIT MY PAYCHECK INTO THE BANK OF JAPPY PRINCESS. BUT WORKING IN THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY, AND THE ECONOMY THE WAY IT IS, I'M JUMPING AT THE CHANCE TO WORK OVERTIME WHEN THEY OFFER IT, SO I CAN GIVE YOU EVEN MORE OF WHAT YOU DESERVE, MY MONEY, OR SHOULD I SAY YOUR MONEY. I'M SURE MY DEPOSITS WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO WHAT YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO TAKING OR RECEIVING, BUT HOPEFULLY YOUR GREEDINESS WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY KNOWING THAT YOU ARE TAKING ALL (100%) OF MY PAY, LEAVING ME WITH NOTHING (0%), AND DEFINATELY BEING SHALLOW TOWARDS ME BY NOT GIVING TWO SHITS IF I HAVE NO MONEY TO PAY MY BILLS. THE ONLY BILLS THAT ARE ALLOWED TO BE PAID ARE THE JEWISH PRINCESS MELISSA'S BILLS. EVEN IF IT MEANS MAXING OUT CREDIT CARD AFTER CREDIT CARD, JUST TO KEEP YOU HAPPY. EVEN WHEN I GO THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS INTO DEBT, I'M SURE YOU WON'T BE SATISFIED, AND DEMAND ME TO APPLY FOR EVEN MORE CREDIT CARDS SO YOU CAN MAKE ME GO EVEN DEEPER INTO DEBT. UNTIL I AM HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS AND BEYOND IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, HOPEFULLY THEN, YOU WILL BE AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. IN THE END, JAPPY PRINCESS MELISSA IS SATISFIED, AND THE BIG FAT LOSER (ME) IS SCREWED!!!
RICK "



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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

It's Totally Fucking Hot Out! Go Fetch Me Some Iced Tea

I totally just discovered one of my callers is almost one of my neighbors. How exciting and he's a cute Jewish guy! I'm starting to think I'm going to have a really fun new toy to play with and add to my collection of totally local losers. We sat and mourned the Lakers game last night while he sat there and jerked his icky stick off. GROSS!
We then have Brian the Niteflirt weirdo who pretends he's drinking for over an hour for a session of "forced intoxication" we should really call it fantasy forced intox since its obvious he is totally sober during our session. What a fucking loser! I like a dork who can really party. I'm off to get my nails done and meet the girls for lunch.
Later Losers,
Jappy Princess

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Dirty Nasty Britney

One of my biggest homos who has been calling me on Niteflirt lately is Britney. He call's me up all the time and sits there with his icky stick in his hand and begging me to tell him the way they I have been getting fucked so he can be a clean up spunk bucket. Grody! I always try to explain to him that Jewish girls like me need to be cleaned up after a hot sweaty fuck. Britney sat and begged me for 30 minutes to lick my boyfriends sweaty dripping balls. Of course I had to say yes since he is such a nasty freak-o. Britney you are suck a Spunk lover!!!

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Monday, June 02, 2008

Brian The Boozer

Niteflirt has really been fun the past couple weeks, I've been spending a ton of time out at the pool with my girlfriends and cell phone ready to be the little hot Jewish Princess that I am. Brian the boozer has been calling being a really obedient like totally fun drinker. I just get him so super sloshed and then I just drain his dumb ass. We talked a few hours this weekend, can you believe the nerd doesn't even have a computer at home. Like seriously what a loser. I mean really who doesn't have a computer. Shot after shot I was taking boozer boy down the long road of brain washing him that all money goes to his Jewish Princess Melissa.
I had him begging to place his nose in my perfect round apple ass to sniff my superior scent.
All yuou geeks should know where you belong. Under my ass!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Screen Licker Ass Worship


I always get so totally giddy when I get an old time addict who is back for more abuse! Stupid shmuck welder will do whatever I say via pay per view assignment and then send me a picture to show me that he has done all of the tasks at hand. My first task was to take a picture showing him kissing my ass long distance and worshipping me on his screen. He looks so like totally funny!! I used him all night until he passed out drunk like a total loser. I'm ready to go for more today.

Monday, May 12, 2008

It's Britney Bitch

I've got my own little superstar and it's Britney ho! Britney is the most slutty little tramp who's been calling me on Niteflirt like everyday ! He has this tiny clitty and will literally stare at me for hours and play with his tiny lil raisin. It's easy to understand why he is totally obsessed with this Jewish Princess. I mean come on, we are superior and so fucking hot. This morning Brit and I talked about how I got fucked really good this morning by my hot hung boyfriend. Get jealous Brit! I know you want to be just like me so maybe come out to Cali and we can like totally shop and we can party together all night long.

Friday, May 02, 2008

Jason Graduates Becoming a Corporate Whore

It's been a long time coming but Jason finally graduates and soon my corporate whore will be making me a big pile of cash! Like what more does a Jewish Princess love more then that. He's been my little bitch on Niteflirt for a while now and he really could never send me good prezzies but of course being the good college dork that he is he would still call all my recordings weekly and send me yummy godiva chocolates. My friends and I were out last week torturing all older perverts who were looking at us like pirhanas on a pork chop. I told them to call me on Niteflirt and wouldn't you know it one of the perves was already a member! At the end of the night when my feet were killing me I took one of my shoes off and made the hot one of the older guys sit and rub my feet for 30 min! Life is so great! Ohh yeah, they also paid our bill $135!!!!

Friday, April 18, 2008

Jewish Princess Sedar Fun Time


Passover starts and that means it's time to get creative with the matzoh. Last year some losers got creative and made some nasty little matzoh sandwiches. Grody grossness but, what else do you expect from a stupid dork bag who will do anything I say. My wannabe Jew came back to me after a long year long hiatus. He used to learn everything he possibly could in hopes it would bring him closer to me. AS IF! I'm sure most of you minions of mine have idea about Passover. So here go get educated and read all about it. Which of the plagues are you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover_Seder

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Pandrea finally decides he wants to date a tranny!

Like one of my fave english freaks came back to FINALLY admit that he is super into trannys and wants me to help him take that step and date one. After a few hours of coaxing Pandy and going through the craigslist in his town he really came to his senses and wanted to just shout it out to the world that he is a huge sissy and wants to have a cock in his mouth ! GRODY GROSS GROSS!
Europe was good to me this week even though the USD sucks ass not for one of my rich piggy's who knows that Jewish Princess's like me deserve all the greens! Good morning to me waking up from a $300 tribby from N my UK Pig. Passover is coming up OHH NOOOOO that means time to do nasty things to the matzoh!
Like call me! I want your money!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Porceline Loser Love Letter

Princess Melissa,

Thank you for allowing me to fuck a toilet today.Princess Melissa ordered me to write about what we did during today's phone call to tell everyone what a total fuck bag I am. She enjoys humiliating me in public, as well as private, and i like to make Princess happy. i was very nervous about calling, being that i really am a sniveling pervert wimp, and it's hard to be exposed and degraded. But i can't resist the need, the craving to be abused by her. At first Princess put me in my place by letting me know just what a disgusting, pathetic, useless loser i am, and how much she enjoyed mind-raping me and taking my money. Then she made me confess my fantasies and tell her what toys i had to play with. She found it amusing that i have a shoe fetish and keep a pair high heel black patent leather pumps around to get off with.
Princess Melissa mocked me over the fact that i have to 'date' shoes because no real woman would let a worm like me touch her. Of course she is always right, i burned with humiliation. Princess decided that the shoes are my girl friend now. She named them Sugarbuns, and forced me to make out with them. i licked and sucked and made love to the shoes while Princess laughed at and degraded me. This put me completely under her spell. Next call i may have to beg her to let me do more with the shoes because i liked it so much.

Next, Princess Melissa sent me to the toilet. She had me kneel in front of it while she ridiculed me over the fact that she can control me. She made me put my face in the toilet and lap the water so she could hear. Then i had to put my face all the way in and flush. While i choked, with toilet water swirling around my head, Princess laughed. By this time i was so excited my penis was dripping. Princess made me put my dick on the toilet rim and drop the lid on it. She liked that so i had to do it a few more times. She made me do it harder each time and my cock was smashed. Then she made me leave the seat on my dick and fuck the toilet seat. i had never done this before, it was mortifying, which only made me hornier.

As time was running out i begged Princess Melissa if i could come by fucking the toilet seat since i liked it so much. She was amused by my desperation, and made me pay extra for the privilege of cumming. i fucked the toilet seat while Princess pointed out how filthy i am and how only a sick freak would fuck a toilet. i came like a pig while Princess expressed her disgust. The she finished me off with one last face dip in the cum filled water. While my face dripped toilet water and cum, she laughed and gave me some assignments, including this one. i thanked her profusely for giving me what i need and deserve. Thank you Princess Melissa for emasculating me and turning me into your toilet fucking bitch.

Porcelin Loser.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

JAPS DO IT BETTER!

OUCH! Check out this douchebag who suprised me today with some fantastic photos for my gallery of worshipping loser rejects. Nice fucking clothes pins on the balls . GROSS!! But, best part is, he pays to kiss my ass and gives me what I want. Most important here don't you agree!





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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Heel Boy Prose a literary form of kissing J.A.Ps ass

" Jewish Princess Melissa is so beautiful and erotic, she strikes me like lightning. She is radiant, her pictures alone have me quivering on my knees. Her amazing breasts, tantalizing ass, pure, smooth thighs, and intoxicating legs are sexual perfection. But her angelic face brings it all together, when she smiles at you and cuts you with her cruel, shining eyes, you are thankful for the pain.

Princess knows how to use her beauty to trap and control me. She teases me into a state of pathetic desperation. All i can do is drool, whimper, and stare at her magnetic body and hypnotic eyes, knowing that a loser wimp like me will never get near a goddess like her. Instead Princess can reel me in like a fish on a hook, exposing me as a submissive pervert she can use, abuse, humiliate, and torment for her amusement. Of course i am grateful for all of it and happily allow her to rape my wallet for the privilege of being degraded by her and the honor of suffering for her.

Today i couldn't do a phone call so i e-mailed Princess and begged like a sissy for permission and instructions for me to masterbate to her picture. It was wonderful of her to respond, command me to do and buy things, and pay cash for the glory of whacking off like a disgusting freak to her image. i did it with clothes pins on my cock and balls because i am driven to suffer for Princess. i can only imagine what this goddess will do to me when i call her. But i can't resist."


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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Sissy wants to be a Superstar

It's real we have a full on Jess-A-Bee. Check out this like totally aweosme email I got from a prissy trend whore sissy.
"Hi Princess Melissa,
i am writing You because i would like to call You but im a little nervous to tell You what im into and all that Princess. i like feminization (i really want to look like Jessica Simpson), forced bi, and cuckolding. i met a man in a chat room recently that really wants me to please him on the phone, but im afraid i wont be good because ive never talked to a man like that on the phone before. i was hoping maybe i could call You and maybe You could teach me how to talk like a pretty girl like Jessica Simpson and be sexy on the phone for this man. Maybe if i get good and comfortable at it i could serve men for You here on niteflirt. Please let me know if this is possible Princess.
Thanks,
Sissy Cynthia"
I think i'm going to get Cynthia to learn all of Jessica's albums and call me for a little session of my personal American Idol.
Let Cynthis sing on!!!!



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Saturday, March 01, 2008

Douchebag Pictures!!



Like how totally hysterical is this humiliation freak who called and would do anything I said! Doesn't he look amazing with all the sexy marker on him letting everyone know what a total dork and douche he is. After screwing him out of $200 I had him do a series of entertaining exercises for me and take pictures of it. I cut out the losers face since I was feeling semi nice today. You just never know when I'm going to post you on my blog! I also had the loser in the bathroom with his face in the bowl cleaning it out for me like a good little douchbag would. He proudly of course jumped at the opportunity to do just about anything for me. Do you blame him? I'm like the Queen of getting dorks to do anything for me. I bet some of you jerktards reading this want to do anything I say!

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

April The Belly Button Freak Caller

I got this really freak call today from a pansy ass girly voiced freak named April. Check out this email he sent me.

"omg your bellybutton and tummy are totally yummy hot and soooo cute!!!!! deep breathe...ok... I will be honest with you...just remember this is very real!! i will really do this if you wanna try this!!....whimper...Please just bear with me and seriously give it thought about trying as I think we could have fun trying this..well you would have the fun i sure won't! giggle!.....
Ok...this is humilating and kinda of icky I suppose but here it goes! im being totally serious here.....I found this glass candydish with a lid that has a point on it that comes to a point like..umm..i dunno..maybe 4 inches in the air? i checked and my wittle innie bellybutton goes in maybe like not quite an inch?? deep breathe...i was thinking..if you really wanna try to hurt my super cutie innie..i could slip on my wittle XS ( i wear like a size 0 most of the time so you know i could totally be made into your rag doll!) white string bikini...maybe slip on a button down top and roll it up so that it was like right at my bottom of my ribcage and suck my tiny tummy in as tight as i could and knot the top..pulling it as tight as possible so that my poor wittle tiny tummy and bellybutton were forced out more....
then i could call you and put the lid on the floor and lay facedown on it with the point in my innie while you talked to me about hurting my bellybutton. I know the real pain i feel would prolly be intense but if it made you giggle i would do it! if you wannted to be super mean then you could tell me to lay it in a chair and i could lay on it and lift my arms and legs off the floor and all my weight would be on my poor wittle innie bellybutton..i can't imagine how bad that woudl hurt me but I would do it for you because..omg i cant beleive this but you totally get me all wet! i probably would have trouble getting a breathe like that so it would be kinda like the you were smothering me too! slowly torturing me until i black out from pain and lack of air! all the while you would be saying bellybutton and talking about hurting my bellybutton and laughing about it and bellybutton baring clothes you like to wear and just saying the word bellybutton so i associate pain with it!
let me know what you think and if you would seriuoulsy pwease think about trying it as you sound totally awesome ...it would be a big first step in making me not like bellybuttons! remmeber though i would really be laying on the lid for real! not joking!! I look forward to us trying out the lid and chair for real if the you wanna!! omg looking at the lid as i type this..makes me very scared!! the point will probably do some real damamge to my cutie innie..but im sure you would dig that...giggle...so if totally messing up a fellow chick like me sounds like fun to you lmk!!! April
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April did call me and we did make her fuck her freak hole. Like can you even believe this shit?


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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Like Ewwww It's A Freaky Credit Card Shrimp

So like this piggy "willoinkforfood" calls up and decides to go on cam and show off his wing dang ding dang. All I saw was that credit card.. pretty much, well wait. not the ONLY thing in the screen that I was interested in was clearly the credit card. Can you belive how tiny that tater is!
His balance wasnt' big enough either! After a $300 sweep the dumb pork left. Yep, shrimp dick, shrimp credit card. Wanted to share... And beware... I may post you if you dare go on cam





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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Valentines 2008 Ode to my losers



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Everyone Loves Me
No one Loves You.


I don't think you're fantastic
I don't think you are great
In fact of all the losers who call
You're the one I hate
I couldn't give a shit for you
You're just a waste of space
And has anyone ever told you
You've got an ugly face
Happy Valentine's Day
Love, Jappy Princess Melissa







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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Super Tuesday 2008 Get Out There NOW!!

If you're not registered to vote you are a complete and total reject. I expect that every single one of you are going to get out there and vote!

If you don't vote then you really are the biggest loser ever!


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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Cheers to the Champagne Loser






What a hysterical loser who called me today. He was like so sad and pathetic and like totally lonely. He was telling me he had a stunning hot girl over all night and he couldn't get it up for her even while his little dick was in her mouth. Like OK, Lets look at him here. I think it's pretty crystal with his perfectly worked out and toned body what's going on here. Like DUH! HOMO ALERT!!! You should see how excited he got to show me his bubble ass and stick it out like he was so excited to receive. I made him fork over a couple hundreds for me to tell him what a closet case he was and to actually look at him .. EW! nice ass though.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Letter from today worshipping my perfect Jewish Princess Ass

I loved this letter... had to share... I thought so many of you dorks feel the same way but just can't get the words out. Read on

"
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.....John Keats
Jewish Princess Melissa!!
and i,like keats believe in the power of Beauty...and of all God's creations, there is nothing so awe-inspiring as a Woman of great Beauty. And You my Dear Princess Melissa, are the most impossibly Beautiful Woman imaginable. You are the Ideal, a Princess beyond compare!!!!!!!!!!
i am the most visual person i know. i cannot express how magnificent You are. You are so Beautiful in fact, that i think i could overdose with pleasure as my eyes drink You in! It is so much pleasure to look at Your hair, Your eyebrows that set off the perfect set of eyes, the regal nose, the full bee-stung lips, the chin, Your skin, Your body of truth, Your cute, elegant perfect fingers..... the soft stomach....Perfection. A Princess.
i, like Keats and Shelley have always imagined that it is the ideal relationship to be in service to Beauty....to be a Knight at King Arthur's roundtable and worship my own Guinevere, a Woman so far on a pedestal that to see Her, to look at Her could bring such infinite pleasure, and to be of complete service to Her would be my ultimate desire.
i seek to pamper You, spoil You, serve You, Worship You, never ever let You forget that You are the most Beautiful, Desirous Woman on the face of the Earth. Beauty is multifaceted. Beauty is Power....use it, use me and i will beg You to do so. Your smallest whim should be my greatest desire. i constantly will strive to please You, satisfy You, make You happy, smile....and i want to FEEL Your Power over me, to be teased mercilessly, to be used as Your instrument. USE ME!!! USE ME!!!!!
W/we have begun a journey...one of complete excitement and thrills, We can really be Princess and servant. And as Your servant, You will find me to be very honest, loyal, dedicated, and committed to You. i feel that i can offer You intelligence, creativity. i can be a mentor, a teacher, and take You to new places...
You are magnificent, Beautiful, Haughty and Arrogant. How i have long for such a narcissistic Beauty to demand that i do Her bidding! Can i believe that i have found Her? are You real, dear Princess Melissa?! How i hope so!!!
Yours
g

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Knock Knock.. who's there .. Gifts


Loser Jeff got me this awesome Furstenburg flight bag! It's 2008 I expect the gift shall be great.





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Friday, January 04, 2008

Happy Jew Year 2008 Making It Great for ME!

Happy New Year Jew year losers!
My holidays were amazing, I was traveling of course I had to hit up Vegas for xmas since the goys close the whole day down.
I had some hard core xmas phone fun! So many desperate lone dorks out there.
I just got a like totally hot new piece of Furstenburg luggage from my Lawyer Loser who is so addicted he is almost bordering annoying the hell out of me.
I put a couple new pictures on my niteflirt page for you jerkoffs to play with.
Being the greedy Jewish Princess that I am I stole a few grand from a local loser who needed to be put into proper place before I outed him on myspace that he likes sucking black dick!
Thanks pink lipped slut!
During xmas I had one awesome loser who made a Jewish shrine to me in his closet and hid in there all of xmas eve while the family was fast asleep. IDIOT!!!
Like you dorks will do anything for me and I love it.
I have a new unorigional wanna be on niteflirt who tried taking my name Jappy Princess and incorporating it into hers. Ohhh how clever!!!
Flattering that I can aid in someones unoriginal idea.
Let this Jewish Bitch tear you down dorks!!

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