Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Screen Licker Ass Worship


I always get so totally giddy when I get an old time addict who is back for more abuse! Stupid shmuck welder will do whatever I say via pay per view assignment and then send me a picture to show me that he has done all of the tasks at hand. My first task was to take a picture showing him kissing my ass long distance and worshipping me on his screen. He looks so like totally funny!! I used him all night until he passed out drunk like a total loser. I'm ready to go for more today.

Monday, May 12, 2008

It's Britney Bitch

I've got my own little superstar and it's Britney ho! Britney is the most slutty little tramp who's been calling me on Niteflirt like everyday ! He has this tiny clitty and will literally stare at me for hours and play with his tiny lil raisin. It's easy to understand why he is totally obsessed with this Jewish Princess. I mean come on, we are superior and so fucking hot. This morning Brit and I talked about how I got fucked really good this morning by my hot hung boyfriend. Get jealous Brit! I know you want to be just like me so maybe come out to Cali and we can like totally shop and we can party together all night long.

Friday, May 02, 2008

Jason Graduates Becoming a Corporate Whore

It's been a long time coming but Jason finally graduates and soon my corporate whore will be making me a big pile of cash! Like what more does a Jewish Princess love more then that. He's been my little bitch on Niteflirt for a while now and he really could never send me good prezzies but of course being the good college dork that he is he would still call all my recordings weekly and send me yummy godiva chocolates. My friends and I were out last week torturing all older perverts who were looking at us like pirhanas on a pork chop. I told them to call me on Niteflirt and wouldn't you know it one of the perves was already a member! At the end of the night when my feet were killing me I took one of my shoes off and made the hot one of the older guys sit and rub my feet for 30 min! Life is so great! Ohh yeah, they also paid our bill $135!!!!