Monday, May 12, 2008

It's Britney Bitch

I've got my own little superstar and it's Britney ho! Britney is the most slutty little tramp who's been calling me on Niteflirt like everyday ! He has this tiny clitty and will literally stare at me for hours and play with his tiny lil raisin. It's easy to understand why he is totally obsessed with this Jewish Princess. I mean come on, we are superior and so fucking hot. This morning Brit and I talked about how I got fucked really good this morning by my hot hung boyfriend. Get jealous Brit! I know you want to be just like me so maybe come out to Cali and we can like totally shop and we can party together all night long.

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