My Brand New Ignore Hotline!

How many times have you tried to hit on that hot Jewish girl and she totally pays no attention to you. Now you get the chance to sit there and be ignored by ME!! The one the only online Jewish Princess Melissa!

You never know what I'll be doing when you call the ignore line. Shopping with the girls? Manipulating some poor shmuck somewhere on the planet. When you call me don't forget to say those magic words "Jewish Princess Melissa, I'm ready to be ignored"
and, Voila! Listen in as your little pathetic loser heart desires. Ohh yeah.... and don't bother me when IM ignoring you...

Jappy Princess Ignore Hotline
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01823599