Cheers to the Champagne Loser

What a hysterical loser who called me today. He was like so sad and pathetic and like totally lonely. He was telling me he had a stunning hot girl over all night and he couldn't get it up for her even while his little dick was in her mouth. Like OK, Lets look at him here. I think it's pretty crystal with his perfectly worked out and toned body what's going on here. Like DUH! HOMO ALERT!!! You should see how excited he got to show me his bubble ass and stick it out like he was so excited to receive. I made him fork over a couple hundreds for me to tell him what a closet case he was and to actually look at him .. EW! nice ass though.

Letter from today worshipping my perfect Jewish Princess Ass

I loved this letter... had to share... I thought so many of you dorks feel the same way but just can't get the words out. Read on

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"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.....John Keats
Jewish Princess Melissa!!
and i,like keats believe in the power of Beauty...and of all God's creations, there is nothing so awe-inspiring as a Woman of great Beauty. And You my Dear Princess Melissa, are the most impossibly Beautiful Woman imaginable. You are the Ideal, a Princess beyond compare!!!!!!!!!!
i am the most visual person i know. i cannot express how magnificent You are. You are so Beautiful in fact, that i think i could overdose with pleasure as my eyes drink You in! It is so much pleasure to look at Your hair, Your eyebrows that set off the perfect set of eyes, the regal nose, the full bee-stung lips, the chin, Your skin, Your body of truth, Your cute, elegant perfect fingers..... the soft stomach....Perfection. A Princess.
i, like Keats and Shelley have always imagined that it is the ideal relationship to be in service to Beauty....to be a Knight at King Arthur's roundtable and worship my own Guinevere, a Woman so far on a pedestal that to see Her, to look at Her could bring such infinite pleasure, and to be of complete service to Her would be my ultimate desire.
i seek to pamper You, spoil You, serve You, Worship You, never ever let You forget that You are the most Beautiful, Desirous Woman on the face of the Earth. Beauty is multifaceted. Beauty is Power....use it, use me and i will beg You to do so. Your smallest whim should be my greatest desire. i constantly will strive to please You, satisfy You, make You happy, smile....and i want to FEEL Your Power over me, to be teased mercilessly, to be used as Your instrument. USE ME!!! USE ME!!!!!
W/we have begun a journey...one of complete excitement and thrills, We can really be Princess and servant. And as Your servant, You will find me to be very honest, loyal, dedicated, and committed to You. i feel that i can offer You intelligence, creativity. i can be a mentor, a teacher, and take You to new places...
You are magnificent, Beautiful, Haughty and Arrogant. How i have long for such a narcissistic Beauty to demand that i do Her bidding! Can i believe that i have found Her? are You real, dear Princess Melissa?! How i hope so!!!
Yours
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Knock Knock.. who's there .. Gifts

Loser Jeff got me this awesome Furstenburg flight bag! It's 2008 I expect the gift shall be great.

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Happy Jew Year 2008 Making It Great for ME!

Happy New Year Jew year losers!
My holidays were amazing, I was traveling of course I had to hit up Vegas for xmas since the goys close the whole day down.
I had some hard core xmas phone fun! So many desperate lone dorks out there.
I just got a like totally hot new piece of Furstenburg luggage from my Lawyer Loser who is so addicted he is almost bordering annoying the hell out of me.
I put a couple new pictures on my niteflirt page for you jerkoffs to play with.
Being the greedy Jewish Princess that I am I stole a few grand from a local loser who needed to be put into proper place before I outed him on myspace that he likes sucking black dick!
Thanks pink lipped slut!
During xmas I had one awesome loser who made a Jewish shrine to me in his closet and hid in there all of xmas eve while the family was fast asleep. IDIOT!!!
Like you dorks will do anything for me and I love it.
I have a new unorigional wanna be on niteflirt who tried taking my name Jappy Princess and incorporating it into hers. Ohhh how clever!!!
Flattering that I can aid in someones unoriginal idea.
Let this Jewish Bitch tear you down dorks!!

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