Screen Licker Ass Worship

I always get so totally giddy when I get an old time addict who is back for more abuse! Stupid shmuck welder will do whatever I say via pay per view assignment and then send me a picture to show me that he has done all of the tasks at hand. My first task was to take a picture showing him kissing my ass long distance and worshipping me on his screen. He looks so like totally funny!! I used him all night until he passed out drunk like a total loser. I'm ready to go for more today.

It's Britney Bitch

I've got my own little superstar and it's Britney ho! Britney is the most slutty little tramp who's been calling me on Niteflirt like everyday ! He has this tiny clitty and will literally stare at me for hours and play with his tiny lil raisin. It's easy to understand why he is totally obsessed with this Jewish Princess. I mean come on, we are superior and so fucking hot. This morning Brit and I talked about how I got fucked really good this morning by my hot hung boyfriend. Get jealous Brit! I know you want to be just like me so maybe come out to Cali and we can like totally shop and we can party together all night long.

Jason Graduates Becoming a Corporate Whore

It's been a long time coming but Jason finally graduates and soon my corporate whore will be making me a big pile of cash! Like what more does a Jewish Princess love more then that. He's been my little bitch on Niteflirt for a while now and he really could never send me good prezzies but of course being the good college dork that he is he would still call all my recordings weekly and send me yummy godiva chocolates. My friends and I were out last week torturing all older perverts who were looking at us like pirhanas on a pork chop. I told them to call me on Niteflirt and wouldn't you know it one of the perves was already a member! At the end of the night when my feet were killing me I took one of my shoes off and made the hot one of the older guys sit and rub my feet for 30 min! Life is so great! Ohh yeah, they also paid our bill $135!!!!

Jewish Princess Sedar Fun Time

Passover starts and that means it's time to get creative with the matzoh. Last year some losers got creative and made some nasty little matzoh sandwiches. Grody grossness but, what else do you expect from a stupid dork bag who will do anything I say. My wannabe Jew came back to me after a long year long hiatus. He used to learn everything he possibly could in hopes it would bring him closer to me. AS IF! I'm sure most of you minions of mine have idea about Passover. So here go get educated and read all about it. Which of the plagues are you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover_Seder

1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0546065

Pandrea finally decides he wants to date a tranny!

Like one of my fave english freaks came back to FINALLY admit that he is super into trannys and wants me to help him take that step and date one. After a few hours of coaxing Pandy and going through the craigslist in his town he really came to his senses and wanted to just shout it out to the world that he is a huge sissy and wants to have a cock in his mouth ! GRODY GROSS GROSS!
Europe was good to me this week even though the USD sucks ass not for one of my rich piggy's who knows that Jewish Princess's like me deserve all the greens! Good morning to me waking up from a $300 tribby from N my UK Pig. Passover is coming up OHH NOOOOO that means time to do nasty things to the matzoh!
Like call me! I want your money!

Porceline Loser Love Letter

Princess Melissa,

Thank you for allowing me to fuck a toilet today.Princess Melissa ordered me to write about what we did during today's phone call to tell everyone what a total fuck bag I am. She enjoys humiliating me in public, as well as private, and i like to make Princess happy. i was very nervous about calling, being that i really am a sniveling pervert wimp, and it's hard to be exposed and degraded. But i can't resist the need, the craving to be abused by her. At first Princess put me in my place by letting me know just what a disgusting, pathetic, useless loser i am, and how much she enjoyed mind-raping me and taking my money. Then she made me confess my fantasies and tell her what toys i had to play with. She found it amusing that i have a shoe fetish and keep a pair high heel black patent leather pumps around to get off with.
Princess Melissa mocked me over the fact that i have to 'date' shoes because no real woman would let a worm like me touch her. Of course she is always right, i burned with humiliation. Princess decided that the shoes are my girl friend now. She named them Sugarbuns, and forced me to make out with them. i licked and sucked and made love to the shoes while Princess laughed at and degraded me. This put me completely under her spell. Next call i may have to beg her to let me do more with the shoes because i liked it so much.

Next, Princess Melissa sent me to the toilet. She had me kneel in front of it while she ridiculed me over the fact that she can control me. She made me put my face in the toilet and lap the water so she could hear. Then i had to put my face all the way in and flush. While i choked, with toilet water swirling around my head, Princess laughed. By this time i was so excited my penis was dripping. Princess made me put my dick on the toilet rim and drop the lid on it. She liked that so i had to do it a few more times. She made me do it harder each time and my cock was smashed. Then she made me leave the seat on my dick and fuck the toilet seat. i had never done this before, it was mortifying, which only made me hornier.

As time was running out i begged Princess Melissa if i could come by fucking the toilet seat since i liked it so much. She was amused by my desperation, and made me pay extra for the privilege of cumming. i fucked the toilet seat while Princess pointed out how filthy i am and how only a sick freak would fuck a toilet. i came like a pig while Princess expressed her disgust. The she finished me off with one last face dip in the cum filled water. While my face dripped toilet water and cum, she laughed and gave me some assignments, including this one. i thanked her profusely for giving me what i need and deserve. Thank you Princess Melissa for emasculating me and turning me into your toilet fucking bitch.

Porcelin Loser.

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JAPS DO IT BETTER!

OUCH! Check out this douchebag who suprised me today with some fantastic photos for my gallery of worshipping loser rejects. Nice fucking clothes pins on the balls . GROSS!! But, best part is, he pays to kiss my ass and gives me what I want. Most important here don't you agree!





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Heel Boy Prose a literary form of kissing J.A.Ps ass

" Jewish Princess Melissa is so beautiful and erotic, she strikes me like lightning. She is radiant, her pictures alone have me quivering on my knees. Her amazing breasts, tantalizing ass, pure, smooth thighs, and intoxicating legs are sexual perfection. But her angelic face brings it all together, when she smiles at you and cuts you with her cruel, shining eyes, you are thankful for the pain.

Princess knows how to use her beauty to trap and control me. She teases me into a state of pathetic desperation. All i can do is drool, whimper, and stare at her magnetic body and hypnotic eyes, knowing that a loser wimp like me will never get near a goddess like her. Instead Princess can reel me in like a fish on a hook, exposing me as a submissive pervert she can use, abuse, humiliate, and torment for her amusement. Of course i am grateful for all of it and happily allow her to rape my wallet for the privilege of being degraded by her and the honor of suffering for her.

Today i couldn't do a phone call so i e-mailed Princess and begged like a sissy for permission and instructions for me to masterbate to her picture. It was wonderful of her to respond, command me to do and buy things, and pay cash for the glory of whacking off like a disgusting freak to her image. i did it with clothes pins on my cock and balls because i am driven to suffer for Princess. i can only imagine what this goddess will do to me when i call her. But i can't resist."


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Sissy wants to be a Superstar

It's real we have a full on Jess-A-Bee. Check out this like totally aweosme email I got from a prissy trend whore sissy.
"Hi Princess Melissa,
i am writing You because i would like to call You but im a little nervous to tell You what im into and all that Princess. i like feminization (i really want to look like Jessica Simpson), forced bi, and cuckolding. i met a man in a chat room recently that really wants me to please him on the phone, but im afraid i wont be good because ive never talked to a man like that on the phone before. i was hoping maybe i could call You and maybe You could teach me how to talk like a pretty girl like Jessica Simpson and be sexy on the phone for this man. Maybe if i get good and comfortable at it i could serve men for You here on niteflirt. Please let me know if this is possible Princess.
Thanks,
Sissy Cynthia"
I think i'm going to get Cynthia to learn all of Jessica's albums and call me for a little session of my personal American Idol.
Let Cynthis sing on!!!!



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Douchebag Pictures!!

Like how totally hysterical is this humiliation freak who called and would do anything I said! Doesn't he look amazing with all the sexy marker on him letting everyone know what a total dork and douche he is. After screwing him out of $200 I had him do a series of entertaining exercises for me and take pictures of it. I cut out the losers face since I was feeling semi nice today. You just never know when I'm going to post you on my blog! I also had the loser in the bathroom with his face in the bowl cleaning it out for me like a good little douchbag would. He proudly of course jumped at the opportunity to do just about anything for me. Do you blame him? I'm like the Queen of getting dorks to do anything for me. I bet some of you jerktards reading this want to do anything I say!

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April The Belly Button Freak Caller

I got this really freak call today from a pansy ass girly voiced freak named April. Check out this email he sent me.

"omg your bellybutton and tummy are totally yummy hot and soooo cute!!!!! deep breathe...ok... I will be honest with you...just remember this is very real!! i will really do this if you wanna try this!!....whimper...Please just bear with me and seriously give it thought about trying as I think we could have fun trying this..well you would have the fun i sure won't! giggle!.....
Ok...this is humilating and kinda of icky I suppose but here it goes! im being totally serious here.....I found this glass candydish with a lid that has a point on it that comes to a point like..umm..i dunno..maybe 4 inches in the air? i checked and my wittle innie bellybutton goes in maybe like not quite an inch?? deep breathe...i was thinking..if you really wanna try to hurt my super cutie innie..i could slip on my wittle XS ( i wear like a size 0 most of the time so you know i could totally be made into your rag doll!) white string bikini...maybe slip on a button down top and roll it up so that it was like right at my bottom of my ribcage and suck my tiny tummy in as tight as i could and knot the top..pulling it as tight as possible so that my poor wittle tiny tummy and bellybutton were forced out more....
then i could call you and put the lid on the floor and lay facedown on it with the point in my innie while you talked to me about hurting my bellybutton. I know the real pain i feel would prolly be intense but if it made you giggle i would do it! if you wannted to be super mean then you could tell me to lay it in a chair and i could lay on it and lift my arms and legs off the floor and all my weight would be on my poor wittle innie bellybutton..i can't imagine how bad that woudl hurt me but I would do it for you because..omg i cant beleive this but you totally get me all wet! i probably would have trouble getting a breathe like that so it would be kinda like the you were smothering me too! slowly torturing me until i black out from pain and lack of air! all the while you would be saying bellybutton and talking about hurting my bellybutton and laughing about it and bellybutton baring clothes you like to wear and just saying the word bellybutton so i associate pain with it!
let me know what you think and if you would seriuoulsy pwease think about trying it as you sound totally awesome ...it would be a big first step in making me not like bellybuttons! remmeber though i would really be laying on the lid for real! not joking!! I look forward to us trying out the lid and chair for real if the you wanna!! omg looking at the lid as i type this..makes me very scared!! the point will probably do some real damamge to my cutie innie..but im sure you would dig that...giggle...so if totally messing up a fellow chick like me sounds like fun to you lmk!!! April "

April did call me and we did make her fuck her freak hole. Like can you even believe this shit?


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Like Ewwww It's A Freaky Credit Card Shrimp

So like this piggy "willoinkforfood" calls up and decides to go on cam and show off his wing dang ding dang. All I saw was that credit card.. pretty much, well wait. not the ONLY thing in the screen that I was interested in was clearly the credit card. Can you belive how tiny that tater is!
His balance wasnt' big enough either! After a $300 sweep the dumb pork left. Yep, shrimp dick, shrimp credit card. Wanted to share... And beware... I may post you if you dare go on cam





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Valentines 2008 Ode to my losers

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Everyone Loves Me
No one Loves You.

I don't think you're fantastic
I don't think you are great
In fact of all the losers who call
You're the one I hate
I couldn't give a shit for you
You're just a waste of space
And has anyone ever told you
You've got an ugly face
Happy Valentine's Day
Love, Jappy Princess Melissa






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Super Tuesday 2008 Get Out There NOW!!

If you're not registered to vote you are a complete and total reject. I expect that every single one of you are going to get out there and vote!

If you don't vote then you really are the biggest loser ever!


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Cheers to the Champagne Loser

What a hysterical loser who called me today. He was like so sad and pathetic and like totally lonely. He was telling me he had a stunning hot girl over all night and he couldn't get it up for her even while his little dick was in her mouth. Like OK, Lets look at him here. I think it's pretty crystal with his perfectly worked out and toned body what's going on here. Like DUH! HOMO ALERT!!! You should see how excited he got to show me his bubble ass and stick it out like he was so excited to receive. I made him fork over a couple hundreds for me to tell him what a closet case he was and to actually look at him .. EW! nice ass though.

Letter from today worshipping my perfect Jewish Princess Ass

I loved this letter... had to share... I thought so many of you dorks feel the same way but just can't get the words out. Read on

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"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.....John Keats
Jewish Princess Melissa!!
and i,like keats believe in the power of Beauty...and of all God's creations, there is nothing so awe-inspiring as a Woman of great Beauty. And You my Dear Princess Melissa, are the most impossibly Beautiful Woman imaginable. You are the Ideal, a Princess beyond compare!!!!!!!!!!
i am the most visual person i know. i cannot express how magnificent You are. You are so Beautiful in fact, that i think i could overdose with pleasure as my eyes drink You in! It is so much pleasure to look at Your hair, Your eyebrows that set off the perfect set of eyes, the regal nose, the full bee-stung lips, the chin, Your skin, Your body of truth, Your cute, elegant perfect fingers..... the soft stomach....Perfection. A Princess.
i, like Keats and Shelley have always imagined that it is the ideal relationship to be in service to Beauty....to be a Knight at King Arthur's roundtable and worship my own Guinevere, a Woman so far on a pedestal that to see Her, to look at Her could bring such infinite pleasure, and to be of complete service to Her would be my ultimate desire.
i seek to pamper You, spoil You, serve You, Worship You, never ever let You forget that You are the most Beautiful, Desirous Woman on the face of the Earth. Beauty is multifaceted. Beauty is Power....use it, use me and i will beg You to do so. Your smallest whim should be my greatest desire. i constantly will strive to please You, satisfy You, make You happy, smile....and i want to FEEL Your Power over me, to be teased mercilessly, to be used as Your instrument. USE ME!!! USE ME!!!!!
W/we have begun a journey...one of complete excitement and thrills, We can really be Princess and servant. And as Your servant, You will find me to be very honest, loyal, dedicated, and committed to You. i feel that i can offer You intelligence, creativity. i can be a mentor, a teacher, and take You to new places...
You are magnificent, Beautiful, Haughty and Arrogant. How i have long for such a narcissistic Beauty to demand that i do Her bidding! Can i believe that i have found Her? are You real, dear Princess Melissa?! How i hope so!!!
Yours
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Knock Knock.. who's there .. Gifts

Loser Jeff got me this awesome Furstenburg flight bag! It's 2008 I expect the gift shall be great.

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Happy Jew Year 2008 Making It Great for ME!

Happy New Year Jew year losers!
My holidays were amazing, I was traveling of course I had to hit up Vegas for xmas since the goys close the whole day down.
I had some hard core xmas phone fun! So many desperate lone dorks out there.
I just got a like totally hot new piece of Furstenburg luggage from my Lawyer Loser who is so addicted he is almost bordering annoying the hell out of me.
I put a couple new pictures on my niteflirt page for you jerkoffs to play with.
Being the greedy Jewish Princess that I am I stole a few grand from a local loser who needed to be put into proper place before I outed him on myspace that he likes sucking black dick!
Thanks pink lipped slut!
During xmas I had one awesome loser who made a Jewish shrine to me in his closet and hid in there all of xmas eve while the family was fast asleep. IDIOT!!!
Like you dorks will do anything for me and I love it.
I have a new unorigional wanna be on niteflirt who tried taking my name Jappy Princess and incorporating it into hers. Ohhh how clever!!!
Flattering that I can aid in someones unoriginal idea.
Let this Jewish Bitch tear you down dorks!!

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Love Letters from Loser Lawyer Larry

Larry, one of my fave sissy ass losers loves me ohh so much and sends me the best letters I just had to share.

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so i just completed part 1 of my promise to you and i bought you the boarding bag off your wishlist. i will send you my photos tomorrow. i know its not the most expensive thing on your wishlist, but it's a sign of something more important...you totally own me. i finally realized as i was clicking "purchase now" that i am your total and complete slave bitch, and it feels fucking great. i don't know how you've done it seeing as how you're on the other side of the country and we've never met, but you have won control over me. you are constantly in my thoughts and dreams (i even obeyed your command last night and called out "Melissa" in my mind over and over as i was screwing my wife...needless to say, it took me over the edge and if that was the load that gets her knocked up then you will be partially responsible for my child, which is so sick and hot)

i know that i can't please you financially like some of your other callers can. yes i'm a lawyer but i'm not pulling in the big bucks yet, and i live in manhattan which (as you know) is crazy fucking expensive. plus the fact that my money-grubbing sheister wife watches every penny. but i want you to know that i will do whatever i can. if i can please you in other ways i will. i will do whatever humiliating, perverse, unspeakable acts that you want me to do on the phone, whatever it takes to amuse and delight you.

why am i telling you all this? because i want you to know that i'm serious about meeting you when you come to New York, and i'll do whatever it takes (within my financial abilities) to prove to you that i'm worthy. although i obviously have sick and depraved sexual desires, i think you know from talking to me that i'm not a psycho, and when you see my photos i think you'll want to meet me too. so what do i hope to gain from such a meeting? if you would allow it, it would be a dream come true for me to clean your asshole with my mouth while you tell me what a worthless piece of shit i am. i dream of you gallavanting around manhattan all day, shopping, trying on clothes, drinking martinis, getting your hair done. then at the end of the day you come home and i'm waiting for you to wash away all the sweaty, funky germs that have built up in your ass crack all day long. i dream of taking my tongue and scooping up every little bead of sweat, every smelly piece of lint, even the brown stains from where you wiped. i'll lick them all up and swallow them down so that i will always have a piece of you inside me. then, i will stick my tongue deep inside your hole to make sure i don't miss a spot. when i get done, your ass will sparkle.

anyway, that's my fantasy. it probably won't ever happen, but i want you to know that i'm ready if it ever does. you've awakened the slave inside of me and for that i thank you. a month ago i never would have dreamed of paying someone to fuck me in the ass with a dildo, but ever since i started talking to you all my suppressed desires have come up to the surface, and now i feel free. thank you.

yours,
Jewish Loser Lawyer

How to crack up a Jewish Princess

One of my fave callers ... Of course he's Jewish. "Doinittohim" sends me the most hilarious emails. I had to share this. After doubting I was real and then proving myself. I have this loser by the Jewish balls!

"glad i could entertain you. that's what i'm here for, to amuse your highness the princess of Israel. did i mention that i'll clean your funky ass crack after i'm done with your shoes? i love the taste of sweaty ass.
sorry i ran out of $ last night, i'm a little low on cash this month b/c of the holidays. you see, my wife is also a jewish princess and she makes me buy her expensive gifts. i bought her a pair of $500 Christian Laboutin shoes, i hope she likes them but she probably won't b/c she's a fucking bitch and nothing is ever good enough for her. i don't know why i keep falling for you spoiled jewish whores."