Everyone Loves A Jewish Princess

New Look

2008-08-27T11:13:00.000-07:00

I'm switching my blog to a new location...you can now find it at http://www.notanicejewishgirl.com

Anatomy Of A Blog Stalker

2008-08-13T10:24:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder about the losers who are so sad that they stalk a blog non stop. I wanted to share what it looks like when a person stalks a blog.

Domain Name cableone.net ? (Network)
IP Address 72.24.79.# (CABLE ONE)

State : Texas
City : Sherman

Aug 12 2008 6:11:45 pm
Aug 12 2008 3:50:50 am
Aug 11 2008 2:06:38 pm
Aug 10 2008 9:59:57 am
Aug 10 2008 7:40:47 am
Aug 10 2008 6:34:18 am
Aug 8 2008 3:36:00 am
Aug 5 2008 3:57:17 am
Aug 3 2008 1:37:46 pm
Aug 2 2008 9:20:09 pm
Jul 31 2008 6:26:44 pm
Jul 31 2008 3:24:39 am

Totally Desperate Losers Love Me

2008-08-11T19:48:00.000-07:00

I've been hanging in New York the past week seeing friends and shopping up a massive Jewish Princess storm at Bergdorff. I see a new Chloe handbag in my new future that the desperate loser who sat on the phone with me yesterday for 10 hours and a ton of paid mails. I know 10 hours is a long ass time but this shmuck was so needy for me he had to stay on with me the entire day. I went about my day forwarding to my cell I went out to lunch and back and the submissive desperate loser stayed on the phone. At $3.00 a min I really didn't mind since I knew that it was all my money and he needed to be drained by the Jewish Princess. Know one knows a good day of Financial Domination like a little J.A.P.
I Rock!

Like Holy Crap Earthquake As I Shop

2008-07-29T17:10:00.000-07:00

So like my friends and I are shopping out on Melrose and I was taking a call at the same time from some geek who dreamed of having me as his Jewish perfect bride. I made him tribute me as we were shopping because if I was the perfect bride I would be getting whatever I wanted. Melrose was pretty boring and all the sudden rumble rumble and whoo whooo it was an earthquake! My first semi good one since living out here from New York. I'm such a Princess I was totally freaking out like OMG what do we do! All is fine and I only ended up with 2 pairs of shoes, not a banner day but good enough.

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The Heat Brings Out Super Geeks Niteflirt Dork Callers

2008-07-21T10:10:00.000-07:00

Super geeks are coming out in the heat like crazy! I know I really haven't been writing much but you know It is like Summer and I do need to get out and play. I do have my phones with me and on so I can talk shit to you dorks at nearly all times and places. Don't be too shocked if I'm with my hot boyfriend or some of my girlfriends.
Super snazzy maniac and I had a really awesome hour long debate whether I am Jewish or just pretending to be. Now, I can understand having that conversation with me but, don't you think the fuckadoodle should at least know his own shit to back it up. Dick wad didn't even know a lick of Hebrew.
Now of course it can only get better then that.
I get this barely audible freak calling me,he has a thick accent and tells me he's Indian. He gets on web cam and he is most definitely NOT a man of Indian decent but a total Arab. As soon as I called him out on lying he went crazy on how Jews are the devil! HA HA HA!! 3 hours later and $$$ he told me he was obsessed with me. He keeps emailing me and begging me to come meet him and marry him. Ewww Gross Grody! Can you even imagine!
Kisses,
Your Favorite Jewish Princess

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Jewish Princess Cock Therapy Session With My Sissy Nurse

2008-07-07T14:15:00.000-07:00

I've been having a crazy Summer partying with all my friends who are visiting or on break. Like every night has been a Jewish Princess party. I get together with the rest of my JAP crew and do what we do best and JAP out. I got like a really bad little sunburn over the weekend at a July 4th beach party and I was in need of some aloe attention. I found the hottest guy at the party and told him if he rubbed my backside with alo in the places I missed I would give him a little Jewish Princess surprise. Surprise !!! Dork got to touch me! I knew this sissy loser was staring at me all day while I pranced back and forth at the party. He kept asking for my phone number so I decided oh fuck it and I gave him my niteflirt number. As if I would talk to him after that for free!
I had a really nice session of cock mock therapy with my little sissy prissy nurse. Just what the Doctor ordered for a new nurse on staff! The slutty nurse had the little most like totally little belly button dick you've ever seen. HYSTERICAL!!!! Look at this shmuck!!

Groveling Loser Niteflirt Mail

2008-06-25T10:19:00.000-07:00

Shmuck rick sent me this email totally worthy of me putting on my blog. I did already snatch a few grand from the shmuck but like the groveling mail gawd what a loser. Jacko the wacko is afraid to call me so since he is such a pussy I've been manipulating him through paid mails which is really costing him way more then he could dream. I had a dream of a new Kooba bag and now I can make that dream real after my paid mail sweep. Every Jewish Princess needs her own set of designer handbags.
Kiss
The Jewish Princess Of Niteflirt
"Princess Melissa,
I AM SOOO SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT PRODUCED IN GIVING YOU MY PAYCHECKS AFTER STATING THAT I WOULD, BUT WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY PAYSTUB TO SHOW YOU THAT YOU WERE GETTING THE ENTIRE WORTH OF MY PAYCHECK, I FOUND OUT THAT MY DIGITAL CAMERA WAS BROKEN, SO I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE. I KNOW I PROBABLY DO NOT DESERVE IT, BUT PLEASE PRINCESS MELISSA, GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE TO SHOW YOU THAT MY PAYCHECK BELONGS TO YOU. I WILL DO ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT MEANS GIVING YOU MY PERSONAL INFORMATION FOR YOU TO USE AGAINST ME IF I SHOULD FAIL TO HAND OVER MY PAYCHECK TO YOU FROM HERE ON IN. IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU, STARTING THIS THURSDAY AND EVERY THURSDAY AFTERWARDS, I WILL DEPOSIT MY PAYCHECK INTO THE BANK OF JAPPY PRINCESS. BUT WORKING IN THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY, AND THE ECONOMY THE WAY IT IS, I'M JUMPING AT THE CHANCE TO WORK OVERTIME WHEN THEY OFFER IT, SO I CAN GIVE YOU EVEN MORE OF WHAT YOU DESERVE, MY MONEY, OR SHOULD I SAY YOUR MONEY. I'M SURE MY DEPOSITS WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO WHAT YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO TAKING OR RECEIVING, BUT HOPEFULLY YOUR GREEDINESS WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY KNOWING THAT YOU ARE TAKING ALL (100%) OF MY PAY, LEAVING ME WITH NOTHING (0%), AND DEFINATELY BEING SHALLOW TOWARDS ME BY NOT GIVING TWO SHITS IF I HAVE NO MONEY TO PAY MY BILLS. THE ONLY BILLS THAT ARE ALLOWED TO BE PAID ARE THE JEWISH PRINCESS MELISSA'S BILLS. EVEN IF IT MEANS MAXING OUT CREDIT CARD AFTER CREDIT CARD, JUST TO KEEP YOU HAPPY. EVEN WHEN I GO THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS INTO DEBT, I'M SURE YOU WON'T BE SATISFIED, AND DEMAND ME TO APPLY FOR EVEN MORE CREDIT CARDS SO YOU CAN MAKE ME GO EVEN DEEPER INTO DEBT. UNTIL I AM HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS AND BEYOND IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, HOPEFULLY THEN, YOU WILL BE AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. IN THE END, JAPPY PRINCESS MELISSA IS SATISFIED, AND THE BIG FAT LOSER (ME) IS SCREWED!!!
RICK "

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It's Totally Fucking Hot Out! Go Fetch Me Some Iced Tea

2008-06-18T09:18:00.000-07:00

I totally just discovered one of my callers is almost one of my neighbors. How exciting and he's a cute Jewish guy! I'm starting to think I'm going to have a really fun new toy to play with and add to my collection of totally local losers. We sat and mourned the Lakers game last night while he sat there and jerked his icky stick off. GROSS!
We then have Brian the Niteflirt weirdo who pretends he's drinking for over an hour for a session of "forced intoxication" we should really call it fantasy forced intox since its obvious he is totally sober during our session. What a fucking loser! I like a dork who can really party. I'm off to get my nails done and meet the girls for lunch.
Later Losers,
Jappy Princess

Dirty Nasty Britney

2008-06-10T23:14:00.000-07:00

One of my biggest homos who has been calling me on Niteflirt lately is Britney. He call's me up all the time and sits there with his icky stick in his hand and begging me to tell him the way they I have been getting fucked so he can be a clean up spunk bucket. Grody! I always try to explain to him that Jewish girls like me need to be cleaned up after a hot sweaty fuck. Britney sat and begged me for 30 minutes to lick my boyfriends sweaty dripping balls. Of course I had to say yes since he is such a nasty freak-o. Britney you are suck a Spunk lover!!!

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Brian The Boozer

2008-06-02T11:05:00.000-07:00

Niteflirt has really been fun the past couple weeks, I've been spending a ton of time out at the pool with my girlfriends and cell phone ready to be the little hot Jewish Princess that I am. Brian the boozer has been calling being a really obedient like totally fun drinker. I just get him so super sloshed and then I just drain his dumb ass. We talked a few hours this weekend, can you believe the nerd doesn't even have a computer at home. Like seriously what a loser. I mean really who doesn't have a computer. Shot after shot I was taking boozer boy down the long road of brain washing him that all money goes to his Jewish Princess Melissa.
I had him begging to place his nose in my perfect round apple ass to sniff my superior scent.
All yuou geeks should know where you belong. Under my ass!!

Screen Licker Ass Worship

2008-05-21T11:29:00.001-07:00

I always get so totally giddy when I get an old time addict who is back for more abuse! Stupid shmuck welder will do whatever I say via pay per view assignment and then send me a picture to show me that he has done all of the tasks at hand. My first task was to take a picture showing him kissing my ass long distance and worshipping me on his screen. He looks so like totally funny!! I used him all night until he passed out drunk like a total loser. I'm ready to go for more today.

It's Britney Bitch

2008-05-12T01:48:00.000-07:00

I've got my own little superstar and it's Britney ho! Britney is the most slutty little tramp who's been calling me on Niteflirt like everyday ! He has this tiny clitty and will literally stare at me for hours and play with his tiny lil raisin. It's easy to understand why he is totally obsessed with this Jewish Princess. I mean come on, we are superior and so fucking hot. This morning Brit and I talked about how I got fucked really good this morning by my hot hung boyfriend. Get jealous Brit! I know you want to be just like me so maybe come out to Cali and we can like totally shop and we can party together all night long.

Jason Graduates Becoming a Corporate Whore

2008-05-02T08:38:00.000-07:00

It's been a long time coming but Jason finally graduates and soon my corporate whore will be making me a big pile of cash! Like what more does a Jewish Princess love more then that. He's been my little bitch on Niteflirt for a while now and he really could never send me good prezzies but of course being the good college dork that he is he would still call all my recordings weekly and send me yummy godiva chocolates. My friends and I were out last week torturing all older perverts who were looking at us like pirhanas on a pork chop. I told them to call me on Niteflirt and wouldn't you know it one of the perves was already a member! At the end of the night when my feet were killing me I took one of my shoes off and made the hot one of the older guys sit and rub my feet for 30 min! Life is so great! Ohh yeah, they also paid our bill $135!!!!

Jewish Princess Sedar Fun Time

2008-04-18T09:47:00.001-07:00

Passover starts and that means it's time to get creative with the matzoh. Last year some losers got creative and made some nasty little matzoh sandwiches. Grody grossness but, what else do you expect from a stupid dork bag who will do anything I say. My wannabe Jew came back to me after a long year long hiatus. He used to learn everything he possibly could in hopes it would bring him closer to me. AS IF! I'm sure most of you minions of mine have idea about Passover. So here go get educated and read all about it. Which of the plagues are you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover_Seder

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Pandrea finally decides he wants to date a tranny!

2008-04-14T11:10:00.000-07:00

Like one of my fave english freaks came back to FINALLY admit that he is super into trannys and wants me to help him take that step and date one. After a few hours of coaxing Pandy and going through the craigslist in his town he really came to his senses and wanted to just shout it out to the world that he is a huge sissy and wants to have a cock in his mouth ! GRODY GROSS GROSS!
Europe was good to me this week even though the USD sucks ass not for one of my rich piggy's who knows that Jewish Princess's like me deserve all the greens! Good morning to me waking up from a $300 tribby from N my UK Pig. Passover is coming up OHH NOOOOO that means time to do nasty things to the matzoh!
Like call me! I want your money!

Porceline Loser Love Letter

2008-03-21T11:50:00.000-07:00

Princess Melissa,

Thank you for allowing me to fuck a toilet today.Princess Melissa ordered me to write about what we did during today's phone call to tell everyone what a total fuck bag I am. She enjoys humiliating me in public, as well as private, and i like to make Princess happy. i was very nervous about calling, being that i really am a sniveling pervert wimp, and it's hard to be exposed and degraded. But i can't resist the need, the craving to be abused by her. At first Princess put me in my place by letting me know just what a disgusting, pathetic, useless loser i am, and how much she enjoyed mind-raping me and taking my money. Then she made me confess my fantasies and tell her what toys i had to play with. She found it amusing that i have a shoe fetish and keep a pair high heel black patent leather pumps around to get off with.
Princess Melissa mocked me over the fact that i have to 'date' shoes because no real woman would let a worm like me touch her. Of course she is always right, i burned with humiliation. Princess decided that the shoes are my girl friend now. She named them Sugarbuns, and forced me to make out with them. i licked and sucked and made love to the shoes while Princess laughed at and degraded me. This put me completely under her spell. Next call i may have to beg her to let me do more with the shoes because i liked it so much.

Next, Princess Melissa sent me to the toilet. She had me kneel in front of it while she ridiculed me over the fact that she can control me. She made me put my face in the toilet and lap the water so she could hear. Then i had to put my face all the way in and flush. While i choked, with toilet water swirling around my head, Princess laughed. By this time i was so excited my penis was dripping. Princess made me put my dick on the toilet rim and drop the lid on it. She liked that so i had to do it a few more times. She made me do it harder each time and my cock was smashed. Then she made me leave the seat on my dick and fuck the toilet seat. i had never done this before, it was mortifying, which only made me hornier.

As time was running out i begged Princess Melissa if i could come by fucking the toilet seat since i liked it so much. She was amused by my desperation, and made me pay extra for the privilege of cumming. i fucked the toilet seat while Princess pointed out how filthy i am and how only a sick freak would fuck a toilet. i came like a pig while Princess expressed her disgust. The she finished me off with one last face dip in the cum filled water. While my face dripped toilet water and cum, she laughed and gave me some assignments, including this one. i thanked her profusely for giving me what i need and deserve. Thank you Princess Melissa for emasculating me and turning me into your toilet fucking bitch.

Porcelin Loser.

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JAPS DO IT BETTER!

2008-03-18T11:38:00.001-07:00

OUCH! Check out this douchebag who suprised me today with some fantastic photos for my gallery of worshipping loser rejects. Nice fucking clothes pins on the balls . GROSS!! But, best part is, he pays to kiss my ass and gives me what I want. Most important here don't you agree!

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Heel Boy Prose a literary form of kissing J.A.Ps ass

2008-03-15T17:14:00.000-07:00

" Jewish Princess Melissa is so beautiful and erotic, she strikes me like lightning. She is radiant, her pictures alone have me quivering on my knees. Her amazing breasts, tantalizing ass, pure, smooth thighs, and intoxicating legs are sexual perfection. But her angelic face brings it all together, when she smiles at you and cuts you with her cruel, shining eyes, you are thankful for the pain.

Princess knows how to use her beauty to trap and control me. She teases me into a state of pathetic desperation. All i can do is drool, whimper, and stare at her magnetic body and hypnotic eyes, knowing that a loser wimp like me will never get near a goddess like her. Instead Princess can reel me in like a fish on a hook, exposing me as a submissive pervert she can use, abuse, humiliate, and torment for her amusement. Of course i am grateful for all of it and happily allow her to rape my wallet for the privilege of being degraded by her and the honor of suffering for her.

Today i couldn't do a phone call so i e-mailed Princess and begged like a sissy for permission and instructions for me to masterbate to her picture. It was wonderful of her to respond, command me to do and buy things, and pay cash for the glory of whacking off like a disgusting freak to her image. i did it with clothes pins on my cock and balls because i am driven to suffer for Princess. i can only imagine what this goddess will do to me when i call her. But i can't resist."

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Sissy wants to be a Superstar

2008-03-12T08:43:00.000-07:00

It's real we have a full on Jess-A-Bee. Check out this like totally aweosme email I got from a prissy trend whore sissy.
"Hi Princess Melissa,
i am writing You because i would like to call You but im a little nervous to tell You what im into and all that Princess. i like feminization (i really want to look like Jessica Simpson), forced bi, and cuckolding. i met a man in a chat room recently that really wants me to please him on the phone, but im afraid i wont be good because ive never talked to a man like that on the phone before. i was hoping maybe i could call You and maybe You could teach me how to talk like a pretty girl like Jessica Simpson and be sexy on the phone for this man. Maybe if i get good and comfortable at it i could serve men for You here on niteflirt. Please let me know if this is possible Princess.
Thanks,
Sissy Cynthia"
I think i'm going to get Cynthia to learn all of Jessica's albums and call me for a little session of my personal American Idol.
Let Cynthis sing on!!!!

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Douchebag Pictures!!

2008-03-01T18:46:00.000-08:00

Like how totally hysterical is this humiliation freak who called and would do anything I said! Doesn't he look amazing with all the sexy marker on him letting everyone know what a total dork and douche he is. After screwing him out of $200 I had him do a series of entertaining exercises for me and take pictures of it. I cut out the losers face since I was feeling semi nice today. You just never know when I'm going to post you on my blog! I also had the loser in the bathroom with his face in the bowl cleaning it out for me like a good little douchbag would. He proudly of course jumped at the opportunity to do just about anything for me. Do you blame him? I'm like the Queen of getting dorks to do anything for me. I bet some of you jerktards reading this want to do anything I say!

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April The Belly Button Freak Caller

2008-02-23T10:19:00.000-08:00

I got this really freak call today from a pansy ass girly voiced freak named April. Check out this email he sent me.

"omg your bellybutton and tummy are totally yummy hot and soooo cute!!!!! deep breathe...ok... I will be honest with you...just remember this is very real!! i will really do this if you wanna try this!!....whimper...Please just bear with me and seriously give it thought about trying as I think we could have fun trying this..well you would have the fun i sure won't! giggle!.....
Ok...this is humilating and kinda of icky I suppose but here it goes! im being totally serious here.....I found this glass candydish with a lid that has a point on it that comes to a point like..umm..i dunno..maybe 4 inches in the air? i checked and my wittle innie bellybutton goes in maybe like not quite an inch?? deep breathe...i was thinking..if you really wanna try to hurt my super cutie innie..i could slip on my wittle XS ( i wear like a size 0 most of the time so you know i could totally be made into your rag doll!) white string bikini...maybe slip on a button down top and roll it up so that it was like right at my bottom of my ribcage and suck my tiny tummy in as tight as i could and knot the top..pulling it as tight as possible so that my poor wittle tiny tummy and bellybutton were forced out more....
then i could call you and put the lid on the floor and lay facedown on it with the point in my innie while you talked to me about hurting my bellybutton. I know the real pain i feel would prolly be intense but if it made you giggle i would do it! if you wannted to be super mean then you could tell me to lay it in a chair and i could lay on it and lift my arms and legs off the floor and all my weight would be on my poor wittle innie bellybutton..i can't imagine how bad that woudl hurt me but I would do it for you because..omg i cant beleive this but you totally get me all wet! i probably would have trouble getting a breathe like that so it would be kinda like the you were smothering me too! slowly torturing me until i black out from pain and lack of air! all the while you would be saying bellybutton and talking about hurting my bellybutton and laughing about it and bellybutton baring clothes you like to wear and just saying the word bellybutton so i associate pain with it!
let me know what you think and if you would seriuoulsy pwease think about trying it as you sound totally awesome ...it would be a big first step in making me not like bellybuttons! remmeber though i would really be laying on the lid for real! not joking!! I look forward to us trying out the lid and chair for real if the you wanna!! omg looking at the lid as i type this..makes me very scared!! the point will probably do some real damamge to my cutie innie..but im sure you would dig that...giggle...so if totally messing up a fellow chick like me sounds like fun to you lmk!!! April "

April did call me and we did make her fuck her freak hole. Like can you even believe this shit?

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Like Ewwww It's A Freaky Credit Card Shrimp

2008-02-16T15:02:00.000-08:00

So like this piggy "willoinkforfood" calls up and decides to go on cam and show off his wing dang ding dang. All I saw was that credit card.. pretty much, well wait. not the ONLY thing in the screen that I was interested in was clearly the credit card. Can you belive how tiny that tater is!
His balance wasnt' big enough either! After a $300 sweep the dumb pork left. Yep, shrimp dick, shrimp credit card. Wanted to share... And beware... I may post you if you dare go on cam

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Valentines 2008 Ode to my losers

2008-02-13T09:22:00.000-08:00

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Everyone Loves Me
No one Loves You.

I don't think you're fantastic
I don't think you are great
In fact of all the losers who call
You're the one I hate
I couldn't give a shit for you
You're just a waste of space
And has anyone ever told you
You've got an ugly face
Happy Valentine's Day
Love, Jappy Princess Melissa

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Super Tuesday 2008 Get Out There NOW!!

2008-02-05T07:31:00.000-08:00

If you're not registered to vote you are a complete and total reject. I expect that every single one of you are going to get out there and vote!

If you don't vote then you really are the biggest loser ever!

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Cheers to the Champagne Loser

2008-01-19T08:23:00.001-08:00

What a hysterical loser who called me today. He was like so sad and pathetic and like totally lonely. He was telling me he had a stunning hot girl over all night and he couldn't get it up for her even while his little dick was in her mouth. Like OK, Lets look at him here. I think it's pretty crystal with his perfectly worked out and toned body what's going on here. Like DUH! HOMO ALERT!!! You should see how excited he got to show me his bubble ass and stick it out like he was so excited to receive. I made him fork over a couple hundreds for me to tell him what a closet case he was and to actually look at him .. EW! nice ass though.

Letter from today worshipping my perfect Jewish Princess Ass

2008-01-09T09:40:00.001-08:00

I loved this letter... had to share... I thought so many of you dorks feel the same way but just can't get the words out. Read on

"
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.....John Keats
Jewish Princess Melissa!!
and i,like keats believe in the power of Beauty...and of all God's creations, there is nothing so awe-inspiring as a Woman of great Beauty. And You my Dear Princess Melissa, are the most impossibly Beautiful Woman imaginable. You are the Ideal, a Princess beyond compare!!!!!!!!!!
i am the most visual person i know. i cannot express how magnificent You are. You are so Beautiful in fact, that i think i could overdose with pleasure as my eyes drink You in! It is so much pleasure to look at Your hair, Your eyebrows that set off the perfect set of eyes, the regal nose, the full bee-stung lips, the chin, Your skin, Your body of truth, Your cute, elegant perfect fingers..... the soft stomach....Perfection. A Princess.
i, like Keats and Shelley have always imagined that it is the ideal relationship to be in service to Beauty....to be a Knight at King Arthur's roundtable and worship my own Guinevere, a Woman so far on a pedestal that to see Her, to look at Her could bring such infinite pleasure, and to be of complete service to Her would be my ultimate desire.
i seek to pamper You, spoil You, serve You, Worship You, never ever let You forget that You are the most Beautiful, Desirous Woman on the face of the Earth. Beauty is multifaceted. Beauty is Power....use it, use me and i will beg You to do so. Your smallest whim should be my greatest desire. i constantly will strive to please You, satisfy You, make You happy, smile....and i want to FEEL Your Power over me, to be teased mercilessly, to be used as Your instrument. USE ME!!! USE ME!!!!!
W/we have begun a journey...one of complete excitement and thrills, We can really be Princess and servant. And as Your servant, You will find me to be very honest, loyal, dedicated, and committed to You. i feel that i can offer You intelligence, creativity. i can be a mentor, a teacher, and take You to new places...
You are magnificent, Beautiful, Haughty and Arrogant. How i have long for such a narcissistic Beauty to demand that i do Her bidding! Can i believe that i have found Her? are You real, dear Princess Melissa?! How i hope so!!!
Yours
g

Knock Knock.. who's there .. Gifts

2008-01-08T14:26:00.000-08:00

Loser Jeff got me this awesome Furstenburg flight bag! It's 2008 I expect the gift shall be great.

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Happy Jew Year 2008 Making It Great for ME!

2008-01-04T09:19:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year Jew year losers!
My holidays were amazing, I was traveling of course I had to hit up Vegas for xmas since the goys close the whole day down.
I had some hard core xmas phone fun! So many desperate lone dorks out there.
I just got a like totally hot new piece of Furstenburg luggage from my Lawyer Loser who is so addicted he is almost bordering annoying the hell out of me.
I put a couple new pictures on my niteflirt page for you jerkoffs to play with.
Being the greedy Jewish Princess that I am I stole a few grand from a local loser who needed to be put into proper place before I outed him on myspace that he likes sucking black dick!
Thanks pink lipped slut!
During xmas I had one awesome loser who made a Jewish shrine to me in his closet and hid in there all of xmas eve while the family was fast asleep. IDIOT!!!
Like you dorks will do anything for me and I love it.
I have a new unorigional wanna be on niteflirt who tried taking my name Jappy Princess and incorporating it into hers. Ohhh how clever!!!
Flattering that I can aid in someones unoriginal idea.
Let this Jewish Bitch tear you down dorks!!

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Love Letters from Loser Lawyer Larry

2007-12-27T21:38:00.000-08:00

Larry, one of my fave sissy ass losers loves me ohh so much and sends me the best letters I just had to share.

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so i just completed part 1 of my promise to you and i bought you the boarding bag off your wishlist. i will send you my photos tomorrow. i know its not the most expensive thing on your wishlist, but it's a sign of something more important...you totally own me. i finally realized as i was clicking "purchase now" that i am your total and complete slave bitch, and it feels fucking great. i don't know how you've done it seeing as how you're on the other side of the country and we've never met, but you have won control over me. you are constantly in my thoughts and dreams (i even obeyed your command last night and called out "Melissa" in my mind over and over as i was screwing my wife...needless to say, it took me over the edge and if that was the load that gets her knocked up then you will be partially responsible for my child, which is so sick and hot)

i know that i can't please you financially like some of your other callers can. yes i'm a lawyer but i'm not pulling in the big bucks yet, and i live in manhattan which (as you know) is crazy fucking expensive. plus the fact that my money-grubbing sheister wife watches every penny. but i want you to know that i will do whatever i can. if i can please you in other ways i will. i will do whatever humiliating, perverse, unspeakable acts that you want me to do on the phone, whatever it takes to amuse and delight you.

why am i telling you all this? because i want you to know that i'm serious about meeting you when you come to New York, and i'll do whatever it takes (within my financial abilities) to prove to you that i'm worthy. although i obviously have sick and depraved sexual desires, i think you know from talking to me that i'm not a psycho, and when you see my photos i think you'll want to meet me too. so what do i hope to gain from such a meeting? if you would allow it, it would be a dream come true for me to clean your asshole with my mouth while you tell me what a worthless piece of shit i am. i dream of you gallavanting around manhattan all day, shopping, trying on clothes, drinking martinis, getting your hair done. then at the end of the day you come home and i'm waiting for you to wash away all the sweaty, funky germs that have built up in your ass crack all day long. i dream of taking my tongue and scooping up every little bead of sweat, every smelly piece of lint, even the brown stains from where you wiped. i'll lick them all up and swallow them down so that i will always have a piece of you inside me. then, i will stick my tongue deep inside your hole to make sure i don't miss a spot. when i get done, your ass will sparkle.

anyway, that's my fantasy. it probably won't ever happen, but i want you to know that i'm ready if it ever does. you've awakened the slave inside of me and for that i thank you. a month ago i never would have dreamed of paying someone to fuck me in the ass with a dildo, but ever since i started talking to you all my suppressed desires have come up to the surface, and now i feel free. thank you.

yours,
Jewish Loser Lawyer

How to crack up a Jewish Princess

2007-12-05T09:18:00.000-08:00

One of my fave callers ... Of course he's Jewish. "Doinittohim" sends me the most hilarious emails. I had to share this. After doubting I was real and then proving myself. I have this loser by the Jewish balls!

"glad i could entertain you. that's what i'm here for, to amuse your highness the princess of Israel. did i mention that i'll clean your funky ass crack after i'm done with your shoes? i love the taste of sweaty ass.
sorry i ran out of $ last night, i'm a little low on cash this month b/c of the holidays. you see, my wife is also a jewish princess and she makes me buy her expensive gifts. i bought her a pair of $500 Christian Laboutin shoes, i hope she likes them but she probably won't b/c she's a fucking bitch and nothing is ever good enough for her. i don't know why i keep falling for you spoiled jewish whores."

The nerve of some losers.

2007-12-03T09:45:00.000-08:00

I wanted to share this pathetic email I recieved today. It might be one of the most pathetic mail's I'v had.

"Hiya, I saw your ad and was wondering if we could chat for a bit today? I would need to ask if you have 3 or 5 minutes to spare, since times are tough on my end until the new year with budget cuts and such happening here..

Thanks if you can help,

John in Houston"

AS IF!! I mean get real douchebag!!!

Thanks for the giving. Hanukkah is on it's way!

2007-11-29T07:29:00.000-08:00

It's almost near! Dec 4th is the beginning of Hanukkah. 8 long days of gifts and love all for me! What do I want for the holidays? Like EVERYTHING! Being the bratty Jewish Princess that I am of course I love Gelt. Which for you unchosen ones that's money.Ya see like we are so spoiled that we get chocolate coins and all you unchosen ones get is a big chocolate Santa who like doesn't even exist!

Duh!

Pantied Fairy in Pink! Dorks in Diappys

2007-11-10T06:40:00.001-08:00

November seems to be the season for the pantied boys to really come on out and be seen. First of all can we like talk about the wood paneling in the room the loser is in. Like ohh my gawd was this picture taken on the set of That 70's Show? Getting on webcam for me is a huge risk since im such a little shutterbug and can't help but take shots of losers posing for me. Note.... Also check out the picture with the loser's big fat thonged ass showing. You can see his wedding ring! Like can you say LOSER!!! Can you imagine his wife getting a nice looksy at that!
*I raked another panty dork over the coals for an hour as he sat there and told me how pathetic his life was that at 23 he wears diapers! Loser Loser Diaper boy!!! I made him pay a good grip for some hot pics of me in my tighty whitey panties.
So like who wants to get on cam for me now?

New callers who click and call will get 3 free minutes to spend with me.

New Recording!! Yeah I know... You Crave it

2007-10-15T08:42:00.000-07:00

Oh Have I been a lazy JAP to keep up on the blogs.. so lets see where my perfect Princess ass has been.
Pandy Andy the U.K sissy bitch has been a really bad bad whore. After I made the whore bag pay me $1000 he got scared. It's really a good thing I have a photo of him that I might have to post for everyone to see the stupid fucker.

My very shy and young sub loves to pay me lots of cash and give me ideas for recordings. I made a new one one my losers suggestion and here it is from me to you.
My Brand New Recording
Turning My D- into an A+ With My Teachers Asst

Sissys subs who just can't stay away

2007-10-02T08:45:00.000-07:00

One of like my fave sissys Pandrea is back. He has been a bad sub in the past and he really wanted to get back into my bitchy little privledged life. Hmmmmmm should I let him? Well this time I deceded to put him under contract and wanted a little tribby to tide me over and have him show his loyalty.
Losers take note.
My sub sent me $999.99 to show his loyalty to his fave Jewish Princess on niteflirt.
Pandrea is going to dedicate his loser life to doing what I want. I want him to live the life if the sissy fag that he totally is.

L'Shana Tovah! That's Happy New Year for all you non Jews

2007-09-13T10:30:00.000-07:00

L'Shana Tovah to all my Jewish worshippers! Thats happy new year for all the non chosen ones that don't know it's our like major holiday. I should be around for you losers a bit more since im taking some classes online and then i have plenty of time to berate and get my little Princess pockets nice and full.

I'v been getting all sorts of freaks and Memorial weekend was full of dumb dumb coked out drunk pigs.

A new coked out piggy loves to call and be forced to shovel snow up his nasty big ass honkin nose. He likes being passed around for hours and being forced to sit on the phone for hours. I'm going to spare my readers with the rest of the sick detials about this total fucking dipshit.

Tranny loving Sammy the Jewish nerd has been back in action realizing he needs me in his life to constantly confirm the fact that "He IS a tranny lover". Sammy stop cheating on your wife with trannys and just come out of the closet!
New loser Canadian bacon bit is really fun to play with what a loser unkosher nerd. He loves calling while im at the gym working my hot ass out while I tell him all about the big cocks I see in front of me.

Like you know you need to call me now....

Summer Lovin Had me a Blast

2007-09-05T06:26:00.000-07:00

Like wow I'v been totally slackin on the blog! But, I am a busy Princess and been spending the summer with sugar daddies galore.

New recordings will be coming soon since i'm starting to get so many of you losers begging for new material. Like seriously I get it, you need to wank to my voice like 24 hours a day.

http://www.niteflirt.com/JappyPrincess

1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0546072

Like so totally not Kosher ! EWE LOVER!

2007-07-25T08:43:00.001-07:00

Like Ohh my Gawd.. My eyes are scalding! I just talked to one of my nasty losers who's fresh back from Iraq. He was sweet enough to call me from a hotel room and get on cam and be like a total idiot for me!
As soon as he got on cam I saw his girlfriend Ewellisa (umm a blow up black sheep with like a beauty mark a smile and all.) Now is that like sooo gross or what!
He did'nt want me to see his face (who would) so he appeared on cam with a big ol pig snout and a clown wig. Lahhhhhoooooooooosssserrrrrr
He also had on a t-shirt emblazoned with the saying "Club Cocksucker" in huge letters on the front.
After I pigged out on his wallet making him give me a shitload of cash for having to allow my perfect eyes so see his un kosher nasty ass self I let him do his deed to his plastic play friend. Ughhhhhhh SO FUCKING ILL!!!!
Like enjoy the pictures!! I could'nt resist snapping some pix to share!
Once again the Jewish Princess does it again... Humiliating yet ANOTHER FOOL!!

Latest Loser Love Letter... Why Jewish Guys Make The Best Pets

2007-07-13T06:52:00.000-07:00

My Night Out With Jappy Princess

First of all, Jappy Princess wanted me to be perfectly clear that
THIS WAS NOT A DATE. Jappy Princess would never go out on a date with
a pathetic worm like me no matter what I buy her and I should just be
glad that she even answers my calls and accepts my gifts.

I've been begging Jappy Princess to go out with me for months now,
but she always said that the only way she would ever be seen with a
loser like me is if I bought her a new Mercedes, so I finally broke
down and did it because she's right: I am a loser and the only bit of
sunshine in my life is her radiance and the things I can buy her,
which she appreciates for about five minutes. The more she tells me
what a loser I am, the more I love her. I got her a mint condition
fire-engine-red 1978 500SL ragtop, which she says is her favorite
car, and now it's mine too, though she won't let me sit in it unless
I buy her a second one for her house in Boca. I'm looking into a
second mortgage.

I wanted to go out on Saturday, but she said, "Why would I ever waste
a Saturday night going out with a limp-dicked loser like you?" And
she's right, why should she? She's beautiful and smart and sexy, and
I'm just a pathetic loser who wants to suck the toe-jam out of the
Jimmy Choos I just bought her last night online. She told me to make
reservations for 6 PM, so she could go clubbing afterwards without me.

Anyway, I sent a stretch Hummer to her house, with a case of Dom
Perignon and a gross of casablanca lilies in it, as she demanded, and
also she said, "If you're in the limo when it gets to me I will just
go back inside, and that's that." I met her at her favorite
restaurant, which also happens to be the most expensive one in LA. I
got there an hour early just to make sure everything was perfect. She
looked like a total princess, even though she was just wearing
sweatpants, an old N'Sync T shirt and flip-flops. "Whatever, why
would I want to get dressed up for a mama's-boy loser who's only good
for buying me things. If you want to see me in something nicer, buy
it for me, and maybe I'll think about it. And I could use some nice
jewelry and a few Judith Leiber bags too. God, don't you know how
totally important accessories are?"

I went to kiss her on the cheek and she made a face like she just
smelled shit. "Don't mess up my makeup."

"But Princess, you're not wearing any."

"Why would I waste time putting on makeup for such a pathetic
schmuck? Anyway, let's order"

Hold on that's my phone... That was my loan officer. Looks like
Princess is getting another Benz! This one has a Tiffany gear shift too.

Anyway, Princess ordered a bottle of Ketel One for starters, and 3
bottles '82 of Lafite Rothschild. Then she ordered the fifteen-course
tasting menu, but didn't eat any of it, and just sent it all back to
the kitchen. "That looks icky, what's next?"

I tried to talk to Princess about how much I needed her but she
mostly just ignored me and looked around the room for celebrities.
Fergie was there, and also some guy who's on MTV. After about 45
minutes, she said, "Well, I've wasted enough time with you, loser.
Thanks for the car, maybe if you buy me another one, I'll send you
the panties I'm wearing right now. Or not."

She picked up the unopened bottles of Ketel One and Lafite, and
walked out to her waiting limo without a another word.

It was the best night of my life, I love you Princess. The only
reason I get up in the morning is to make money to buy you things.

New callers who click and call will get 3 free minutes to spend with me.

Blinged Out Goy Toy

2007-06-19T06:55:00.001-07:00

Like how annoying is is when I get losers who call me and like to play a challenge game with me called "Are you really Jewish or pretending" As if Niteflirt's original Jewish Princess would pretend to be chosen... AS IF! I'll Baruch ata all over your ass's.. (thats hebrew for you lesser peeps who are not part of the chosen tribe)
I found the most perfect piece of JEWelry for my little goy boy subbies
isn't that a beauty.
I can't wait to see some of my prissy little goys wearing this fab Jewish bling.

Hottest Online Jewish Princess

2007-06-07T07:43:00.000-07:00

I'm back from a little blogging break .. Ya know a Jewish Princess needs to relax her fingers very few weeks from typing craps. I'v been out traveling around meeting hot guys and taking advantage of losers for my financial gain. Like its getting so nice and hot out here! Dumb Dumb Tranny tramp called me yesterday all whacked out of her ugly ass mind and sat there for 3 and 1/2 hours telling me what kind of surgical procedures she wanted. What a dumb bimbo for the $2000 I snatched she could have gotton some of those injections for the lips that afternoon. Ohh well looks like more for me!!
Call me !!!!

Addicted to Jappy Jewish Princess Melissa

2007-05-07T08:35:00.001-07:00

Like what a totally great weekend to be a Jewish Princess!
Cinco De Drink-o was so rad and awesome, I had losers paying all day long for me to drink with my girls and party my ass off! Of course I had one too many rinkys opps and had a little Princess mess on some losers shoes!! Whoops!
My totally cool loser blaze addict is SO addicted to me! He actually closed his niteflirt account twice after I drained his ass. Whadda ya know! He's baaack.. I spent the weekend chit chatting off and on at $7.00 a min. Like duh why should he call at my regular rate? AS IF!
Niteflirts very own one and only original Jewish Princess.
Shalom Bitches!

Booty Kisser!!!

2007-05-02T08:02:00.000-07:00

Wow, I didn't realize how long It's been since I've blogged. I've been so busy shopping and gearing up for summer. 404 is like the latest piggy who's totally addicted to my hot perfect round Jewish ass. I've had him make a shrine to my ass and kiss it each day when he wakes up and when he goes to sleep. Isn't that like totally charming!!
My old skool fave goy boy reached out and touched as well. I love when addicts just can't stay away from me!
One of my fave callers rolled in this week with a brand new rendition of latest Christina Aguilera songs and remixes the lyrics to his pathetic loser self. Can you imagine what kind of a fucking loser sits there and writes parody's all fucking day to top 40 hits. DORK!!!!! But I have to say it's totally like hysterical and I think like everyone needs to hear him .
Like Later losers!
The One the Only Original Jewish Princess of Niteflirt

Pass it over for Passover

2007-04-04T07:25:00.000-07:00

Happy Pesach thats Happy Passover for all you goyem who are clueless to the Holiday. It's been like a great Passover as well. Lots of you like total rejects passing the cash right over to ME! I love this time of the year when I can make all the Jewish subbies of mine have sex with a nice hard crumbly piece of matzoh. Like duh they have to eat it after as well! Grody yes I know.
The Silver Claw struck again this morning and passed over a quick couple hundy. And my long term english boy did a overnight $100 drop.
StupidJ4J ..... I hope those sheckles are saving!!!

You know you want me.... So pick up and call ya stupid loser! Niteflirt has only #1 Jewish Princess of Phone and that would be ME!

Skirty and Flirty

2007-03-26T17:52:00.000-07:00

Today was a really good Monday. A really good Princess addict swept on by for a good $600 dip in the wallet for the best Jewish Princess on Earth! His swift swoop into my pocket was like totally hot!
Of course there is one loser trying like so hard to make it into the blog. He wants me blogging about him and I decided since he wants it so bad he needs to pay $200 to get a blog with his name in it. Like duh $200 is a total bargain to get a mention in here.

The ideal doodie head slave... look and learn

2007-03-14T08:12:00.000-07:00

How to make Jewish Princess Melissa happy.
My very special loser doodieboy has once again come through with a fantastic surprise. As I was sitting here relaxing in the hot 90 degree Los Angeles weather the door rings and its my buddy Mr Fed ex....
SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM DOODIE!!!! 4 boxes from Neiman Marcus for Melissa!!!

Gucci, Burberry and Juicy......... All you other losers better step it up.....
$500 gucci side bag
$600 Burberry bag for spring
Juicy Bracelet $68
2 sets of Juicy Earrings $140

Don't you wish you had a Jewish Princess that had my fantastic taste.

March is here Yippee Easter candy!!

2007-03-08T10:03:00.000-08:00

I love March with spring break coming up and all the hot guys that come to L.A for vacation FUN!. One of the other fun things about March is Easter and all the candy and fun stuff to look at in the stores. I thought I'd have my own Easter humiliation fun with some lucky loser... So dumbfuck calls me and wants to go on webcam to show me his 3 inch of grody.... fucking sick , like I want to see that ill yuk yuk. It was time to put the 3 inch dumbass to shame.
I told Easter boy to go over to Rite Aid and gave him a small list of items.
1. 1 bag of green easter basket grass
2. I package of bright colored plastic hollow eggs
3. 1 pack of peeps
As you can see in the pictures, the gross piggy did exactly what I said and he hid his nasty little worm into the eggs YUK!!! I'm like so glad I don't celebrate Easter cuz if I did I think I would like never be able to look at another peep again .. EW!!!!!

NBA WEEKEND MESS AND SEMI SUCCESS

2007-02-21T10:04:00.000-08:00

Vegas Weekend NBA was a MESS!!! Lets start with the best parts! FIrst of all We did't pay for A THING!!! Lots of $20.00 drop offs for the ladies and we came out winners! AS ALWAYS! I got the hottest lapdance ever with this like totally sexy Blond Barbie doll I just can't stop thinking about her! The girls and I met some guys out at dinner when they asked if they could buy us drinks we said only if they pay for our entire bill. Without hesitation they offered up in exchange that they could watch us get lap dances. DONE! So like this one guy Billy he was Jewish and hot I decided I was going to use him as my sugar daddy for the eve. He was totally obsessed with my feet, in fact by the end of the night I had gotton him back to the casino where he won and then gave me $300 to run and get some shoes .. HOT! So anyway...... Billy has me so nice and drunk on vodka I just wanted to get it on! I was so ready for a lapdance so we got 2 hot chicks and had a little 4 some inthe corner.. I know you losers are panting and hard as a rock.. drooling like a dumb puppy.... I went back to his suite that night and fucked him so good.. next morning we get up and he gave me $1000 for my phone number!!! How sexy is that....
Ohhhhhhhhh there is like so much more... but, you'll have to call for that Like duh.... doing what I always do... Leaving you hard and ready to get my hand in that wallet
XX
Melissa

Coming soon.... Road Trip Time Again!!!!

2007-02-06T09:29:00.000-08:00

Like Ohh My Gawd I'm so excited with the fun success of the Jap Winery trip Me and my girls are packing up the car and we are off to Vegas for NBA All Star Weekend. PARTY PARTY PARTY! Feb 16-19 you will have the chance to talk to ME while I'm surrounded by my sexy JAP crew live from Las Vegas. You losers will be expected to give us cash for strippers,gambling,clubs and of course spa treatments. Chinkeydinkdoo just called and I just got $200 just for telling him about the fun we are going to have! Did I mention we are all sharing one room!!!

Now go be a good dork and send $20.00 for our Vegas Trip

Blue Ribbon Prize De Jour

2007-01-24T10:45:00.000-08:00

Today we have a winner folks! Today a special breed of swine stopped over to my instant messenger "goyforjappy" Of course I made him change his name and dedicate it to ME. What makes him so special? He is blue ribbon quality..In a matter of 30 min I had the unkosher pink male dropping $600 into my greedy sexy little Jewish Princess hands. Did I mention I didn't even have to talk to the loser on the phone. Lucky me!
GFJ loves the way I am like so totally non chalant about being a greedy sexy princess bitch. He has a very very hardcore Princess addiction, he gets weak at the site of me. The more I tease him the weaker he gets. I do plan on wrecking him so like my own fun! Bonus....GFJ also sent me a $250 GC for me to get a lil something for that extra picture of my ass. GFJ said he would get on web cam for me and perform in his snout... Stay tuned, Like how rad would that be to get some snaps of that for the blog!

And some praise from the loser gfj...

Financial Domination 1/23/2007***** goyforjappy Princess forced me to change my name ... i'm intoxicated by Her. This cute little Princess will take You apart and rebuild you into the piglet of your dreams!

Financial Domination 1/23/2007***** goyforjappy Drooled all over myself! She made a total piglet of me!!

Financial Domination 1/23/2007***** goyforjappy Had me oinking in a heartbeat! This little cutie is a real Jewish Bytchtress! Totally imaginative and delightfully cruel .. in Her special Princess sort of way!

I'm like such a trend starter! Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery...

2007-01-23T08:45:00.000-08:00

Wow, I feel really special, its unreal how many other speakers on Niteflirt feel the need to create and imitate the"Jewish Princess" aspect. I'm like such a trend starter! It must suck to be so unoriginal. One imitator actually uses the same headlines as I do! I just need to say a few things. A real Jewish Princess would NEVER charge a bargain low rate. A real Jewish Princess would never be seen in a maids outfit, we hire the help not wear their uniforms for the public to see! Like DUH! The funny part is some of the other "Jewish Princess" photos are like totally of girls who are so clearly NOT Jewish. You can't fool this Jewess! I know a true Jew at first site. I am the one, the only authentic Jewish Princess of phone. To all my admirers who feel the need to try and ride my rainbow. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery...
My Tattoo says Yizkor which means "Will Remember"

To speak to the one and only.....
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0546065

Happy JEW Year !

2007-01-03T09:07:00.000-08:00

New Years was amazing! I'd say 2006 was pretty hot and filled with a lot of green. This year I will get my site up at some point I know all you jerkoffs ask non stop. Roselli the Jew hater started the year off right for me. Once again I got him to pay for a sassy picture of the most perfect Jewish Princess ME. Like can you believe the loser thought I would actually sell him a picture of myself nude for like $50.00!! AS IF!!! Of course he opened it and whoops not nude! He called this morning and really made my day by telling me how much he hates Jewish bitches like me. YES YES YES! I love being me.
I had a local loser stop over at a corner near me and drop off a bottle of Dom for my New Years bagel brunch. I love Losers....
And the star attraction of the breakfast....

6 Precious Princess's Take the Escalade

2006-12-28T10:48:00.000-08:00

What do you get when you put 6 Jewish Princess's in a big black Escalade on the way to the Winery's in Santa Barbara? You get a Princess Party!! We had the best time on 3 hours drive leaving my Ignore line on the entire trip. I thought it would be totally bitchin to let some lonely nerds pay for our tastings at all the winerys. Dipshit danny called and sat for an hour listening in as we sat and talked about guys and singing the entire Dreamgirls on my new ipod from some other putz online. Ohhh how humiliating it is to be passed around on the day before xmas by a bunch of totally hot girlys. Who knew so many losers liked to pay to listen in and pay for my fun. My life is so totally rad!

My Brand New Ignore Hotline!

2006-12-17T10:05:00.000-08:00

How many times have you tried to hit on that hot Jewish girl and she totally pays no attention to you. Now you get the chance to sit there and be ignored by ME!! The one the only online Jewish Princess Melissa!

You never know what I'll be doing when you call the ignore line. Shopping with the girls? Manipulating some poor shmuck somewhere on the planet. When you call me don't forget to say those magic words "Jewish Princess Melissa, I'm ready to be ignored"
and, Voila! Listen in as your little pathetic loser heart desires. Ohh yeah.... and don't bother me when IM ignoring you...

Jappy Princess Ignore Hotline
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01823599

Happy Hanukkah!

2006-12-17T09:42:00.000-08:00

Happy Hanukkah! Thank you to all my prezzie piggies who got in early on the gifts! Yippee! Now the rest of you total geeks who didnt get me anything yet. Move it reject go to my wishlist and spend! Next year I think i'm going to do 8 days of piggie losers next year. Los Angeles based subbie daniel is paying for my weekend spa trip to Arizona I cant wait to relax and maybe keep my phone on and let it be on ignore as I lay in the hottub all day.

I Heart December

2006-12-06T12:37:00.000-08:00

The Valley is like so chilly at night but I kinda like it since it sorta reminds me of back east and the crispy cold nights. My young english pay porker geekazoid came back with a vengence this past week and popped my $500 just for seeing me online. Ohh the joys of IM drive thru's! So like I thought I'd post a new picture of myself. Hanukkah is coming up soon so start sending over those prezzies!

Macy's Pre-Thanksgiving Extravaganza

2006-11-17T12:46:00.000-08:00

Ring Ring, It's the beautiful Bratty Valley Girl calling me asking me if I want to go to the mall to meet her and some loser sub who lives in Hollywood. She enticed me with those magic words "Macys shoe dept and new jeans". How can I say no? I met her sharp at 2pm and just like magic ... Loser boy appeared. First stop for the pot bellied italian goyboy.... Jeans! After trying on like 15 pairs I landed a $249.00 pair of Citizens Of Humanity. Bratty ended up with some matching Sevens! $500 later and its down to the shoe dept we go. On the escalator ride down I "accidently" kicked the loser in the balls. WHOOPS! Jewish girls love shoes so why not get 2 pairs each! Whats a better way to thank a loser then taking his fat ass out to the car, stuffing him into the backseat of his totally bitchen beemer. Bratty and I hopped into the front and made him take his loser dick out while we spit in his ugly loser face and tossed chewed gum at him! FATTY FATTY !!! As he chanted to us until we decided to allow him to let his grody hairy wee wee let go......
Bratty tossed some stinky pantys at him and we opened the door and took our things....
You are like so jealous reading this!!!!!

Letter of Adoration from Chris my Adorable Goy Toy

2006-10-14T13:40:00.000-07:00

My Jewish Goddess,
I have been doing my homework, as you commanded. Look what I found out about the word "shiksa".
Shiksa and Shaygetz are the Yiddish derivative of the respectivefeminine and masculine Hebrew words for something unclean, dirty. Theappellations are customarily applied to gentiles who do thingsinimical to Jewish interests, such as vandalizing Jewish buildings,robbing Jewish kids of their lunch money, or becoming romanticallyinvolved with Jews :-). The root is "sheketz", which refers to houserodents and lizards. They impart ritual impurity, and therefore theterm lends itself to the same kind of idea.
So now I know what you are really saying about my wife when you call her a "shiksa" my Jewish Goddess!! :-) But you might also want to call her a "nafka":
Nafka: a loose woman, a tart, a slut, a whore. Although it means the same as "koorvah," it's generally less severe. A "koorvah" probably does it for money and is more a "professional," whereas a nafka might do it just for fun or for psychologicial or emotionally needy reasons (i.e. she thinks it will make her popular.)
So there we go. I was a little disappointed to learn that "goy" really doesn't have a negative implication. I'm sure there must be some words that would contain such an implication. But I still like "goy" because it is definitely deragotory when you say it - I can hear the derision in your voice when you say it, my Jewish Princess!
Your devoted goyboy,
Chris

*Additional email*

My Jewish Goddess,

I know your time is valuable, and I promise this is the last email today. But I came across this and HAD to show you this my Princess. This is amazing!

Would you believe there is a deragotory term in Yiddish that exactly describes a goyboy loser slave like me who worships his Jewish Goddess? You know how we are always saying I belong on my knees, kissing or licking your superior Jewish ass? Well check it out, this is from a Yiddish dictionary I found on-line:

Toochis Lecher: (remember, the CH is gutteral!) vulgar. Literally, ass-licker, or ass-kisser. Often abbreviated to the less offensive, T.L.

Amazing, no? You know anyone that phrase applies to? (LOL) Well, that's it for my homework today Princess. My shiksa wife has some chores for me to do. Till we meet again, my ineffable Jewish Goddess....

goyboy

Wanna be one of my Goy toys?

A brand new toy for ME! Camel lights

2006-10-13T11:13:00.000-07:00

Oh what a compliment I recieved today. I got a call (which I'm currently still on as my dork waits for me to compose this) At this moment we have been on 2 hours and 18 min and 58 seconds. The caller addressed himself as Dork in Riverside. Later I come to find he's a Camel Jockey after my little glitter Jewish heart.
He called me and told me he got inspired by one of my fave shows Weeds http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/ and the sexy beautiful Yael the hot Jewish Domme. I Love her! He tells me he is a Palestian. EWWW Like a Jewess like me would ever? He's been trying to convince me that he should come have a date with me. LIKE AS IF! He claims he fucked a Jewish girl and fisted her and now he has this fetish for the Jewess. I told him to fuck himself I don't do sand niglets or camel jockys ! GRODY 2 THE MAX!
My dork is currently singing a song to me and telling me what a freak he is. (no freaking kidding)
Did I mention he seems to be smoking up poor mans cocaine (meth) like its going out of style. Of course I'm the gonna milk him for everything he has today ! $$$$$$$$$

Louis Vuitton and Hello Kitty

2006-09-19T16:44:00.000-07:00

What happens when Louis Vuitton and Hello Kitty collide on 2 wheels.
Like OMG! This is a trendy Jewish girls wet dream scooter! Look at it in all it's glory. I can really see my nice firm round ass scooting around on that like totally amazing piece of art.

Jewish Boy with the Hamptons vibe

2006-09-18T09:21:00.000-07:00

I met a hot Jewish guy this weekend at the beach. Geoff was his name, he was 30 something and had a nice rich Hamptons style to himself. He took notice to my Burberry bikini and right away I knew this was gonna be a fun one. He ended up taking my friend and I for drinks back in the Valley. YES another sorry shmuck lured into my Jappy web! After 3 hours at the bar and a round of truth or dare my pet Geoff was dared into kissing my hot dirty "been at the beach all day" toes. Like Duh... he did it.... I love a fun new pet.... If you want to know all the details you'll have to call me .. Like as if I'd just give it all away.

----------- ONLY $2.69 a min :-) Don't be afraid gimme a call

Tacky Jappy Bling.... I think I need this

2006-08-31T10:49:00.000-07:00

I really love this, I can see myself wearing this prancing around town.

Did you know that Kaballah is "Halla Bak" backwards

What the fans say.... Dear Jewish Bitchstress? Hmmm

2006-08-19T21:57:00.000-07:00

I need my own talk show "Ask the spoiled snotty Jewish bitch" Maybe I should make a new line for that...
Ask the Jappy Princess Hotline! OMG!!!! I love it!!!

I had a really good morning with a Sissy in San Diego who ended up dropping $300 in my pocket in a mere 20 min!
I love a fast fuck so much YUM!

I also had a great session with a lame ass geek Brown Noser who got schooled in the fine of "why Jews are superior"
I mean like duh... think about it.... All of our last names are like precious gems!!
1. Gold (Goldberg,goldstein I can go on and on)
2. Diamond
3. Silver (Silverman again.... I can go on)
4. Pearl (pearlman etc....)

A must read for the JAP connoisseur

2006-08-19T08:53:00.000-07:00

A must read for the JAP connoisseur

An socio-anthropological examination of the JAP and her fitness habits. Naturally, the gym bag is the heaviest weight she lifts.

Princess demands you read this article and learn something.

http://fakejew.blogspot.com

A Jewish Prince

2006-06-28T10:04:00.000-07:00

I met the hottest Jewish Prince... He might be as bitchy and as stuck up as me. We struck up this friendship that was really fun and flirty. Over a night of cocktails and smokes I found out he was totally submissive.
As the night went on and the drinks were flowing , he reached over and kissed me. I pushed him away and slapped him in the face and he LOVED IT. As soon as I saw his cock getting as hard as a salami I sat on top of him and gave him a SLAP again.
You want the rest dont you? AS IF... call me to get the rest of the story.
XO
Your Jewish Princess Melissa

Miss me? You all want to kiss me!

2006-06-28T09:01:00.000-07:00

Miss me? You all want to kiss me!
I got really bored with the blogs but then I forget you loyal dorks love to read my rants and raves. Today was a great way to start the morning with an Overseas sissy who lavished me today with $1200 to go shopping. I need the Hot Pink Marc Jacobs bag on my wishlist so someone get it for me.
Today since I had such a great cash party I think im going to spend the day at the pool and tan and relax while listening to my new rad Ipod!
Current playlist.....

The Wreckers
Fiona Apple
Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs
Gnarles Barkley

Hysterical Email from a Sissy Poo Poo Pie

2006-04-28T15:48:00.000-07:00

"Hello Your Highness
i am a pathetic sissy loser from the UK. i am 35 and a teacher. i wear my sister and niece's dirty panties and pantyhose under my male drag at work. i have a tiny pee-pee, which a previous online Mistress gave the name 'little miss clitty'. i have realised i am not a real man, and that i deserve to spend my free time as a humiliated sissy teen-girl. As a result, i have ordered cds by Hilary Duff and Aaron Carter, as well as the Lizzie McGuire movie, and a beginners ballet dvd for little girls, as well as a ballet costume.
i want to thank You in advance for letting me call Your line it will be such an honour even to be ignored by You - and would be grateful if You would let me know if there is anything a sissy-girl like me could to to amuse You. or any tasks , hobbies or rules a sissy like me should take up / follow
Curtsey
Hilary Muff"

Is that awesome or what! I need to make a new recording around that, maybe "I'm gonna make you a pop Princess sissy slut"

<----------- ONLY $2.69 a min :-) Don't be afraid gimme a call

My English Delight

2006-04-28T15:39:00.000-07:00

Today was a fantastic day, besides the fact its Friday. The past couple days my sissy Andrea Pandrea was in the palm of my hot little hand. If the silly sissy doesn't do what I say I'm going to post his info all over the internet. All in all the sissy gave me $3500 to keep my sexy Yenta mouth shut! I HEART SISSY PANDREA

Fem Dommes 4/28/2006 andypandie Melissa is the real deal authentic greedy Jewish Princess. I am her worthless english goy. I know my place in life at the foot of a Jewish Princess as she takes my paycheck and leaves me near the brink of brokedom.

Financial Domination 4/25/2006 Jappy Princess is making me talk to her new boyfriend and pay for them to go to Mall. She has to so spun. Shes turned me into a frilly faggot

Financial Domination 4/24/2006 My cruel vicious Jewish Princess sent me pix from her camera phone documenting her evening for the $500 I sent her for her and her girlfriend to have dinner and limo to Nobu, what a fool I am at $3000 all for J.A.P

Fem Dommes 4/21/2006 J.A.P has me so mentally fucked that shes got me paying $500 for her and her date to go to sushi tonight and get bombed on saki at Nobu. Fuck, now shes got me paying for her limo service for the night.

Financial Domination 4/21/2006 Melissa charges me $200 per photo of her Jewish Princess ass I am so screwed

Happy Passover!

2006-04-12T17:43:00.000-07:00

Happy Passover ! I love this holiday there are some really fun things to make my little Jewish subbies do. Seth a fantastic Jewish loser was so fun on cam for me with his Matzo and instead of buttering it up I made him put his nasty Jew goo all over and then devour it all for the love of Princess Melissa. Why do so many losers continue to ask me out on dates on Myspace? Whats up losers????
Time for my Princess Ass to pack it up and head to Sedar!
JPM

Some like super cool links for all you freaks

2006-01-25T14:47:00.000-08:00

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I need a vacation and hysterical feedback

2006-01-25T08:18:00.000-08:00

I need to get out of Los Angeles and go to a nice tropical destination. Right now is the perfect time of year for a perfect Sugar loser to send me on my all expense paid trip to Ohh lets say Jamaica.
Cabo might be fun but Im not really into Mexico.
I love talking to this loser, he really hates us Jappy chicks. Typical isnt it, they all wanna have a Jewish girl.. AS IF!!!

jroselli222 - "Jappy Princess is the Ultimate Emasculatrix. I have always HATED JAPs, not because they are Jewish, but because real live BITCH JAPS are greedy ballbusting wallet draining C.... This is why being emasculated by Jappy Princess will so ironic and wonderful...the Ultimate JAP is going to tease me incesently with her beauty and alurer, destroy my manhood, and rape me and my girlfriend financially, all while verbally berating and humiliating me for being such an incredible loser. I agree with Harley Paul...she is the ultimate BITCH and humiliatrix. I have finally found the right woman to finish my emasculation. Thank you Jappy Princess!!!! "

JAP's need spoiling, Go here NOW!! Spend some cashMY WISH LIST

HAPPY CHRISMUKKAH WORLD

2005-12-29T07:51:00.000-08:00

Happy Holidays, I created these bad ass Tribute buttons for my niteflirt site. I love all my good little creatures that click and send me the loot. Hanukkah really does rock, I mean like HELLO its 8 days of gifts what's cooler then that?

C'mon admit it, everyone loves a Jewish Princess

2005-12-29T07:11:00.000-08:00

Princess Melissa is my name and being a Spoiled JAP is my game.
I am a 24 year old 100% Authentic Jewish American Princess, I'm a bitchy, spoiled, gold digging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household with a Dominant Diva Mother in Manhattan, Then moved to California only to become a Valley girl JAP. I'm selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, deemed the most desirable by all the boys!
I may seem to be superficial but I'm actually quite intelligent and very educated. Did I mention Super cool. I found this great way to supply my girlfirends and I with lots of shopping trips all by taking advantage of stupid men. Yes really, I know us Chosen gals are the shit so just deal and admit it, everyone loves a Jewish girl.
You can also find my site to talk to me LIVE and yeah Im real you dumbshit! You can find me at www.niteflirt.com/JappyPrincess
You can call me live if im around at 1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0546065