Like Holy Crap Earthquake As I Shop

So like my friends and I are shopping out on Melrose and I was taking a call at the same time from some geek who dreamed of having me as his Jewish perfect bride. I made him tribute me as we were shopping because if I was the perfect bride I would be getting whatever I wanted. Melrose was pretty boring and all the sudden rumble rumble and whoo whooo it was an earthquake! My first semi good one since living out here from New York. I'm such a Princess I was totally freaking out like OMG what do we do! All is fine and I only ended up with 2 pairs of shoes, not a banner day but good enough.

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The Heat Brings Out Super Geeks Niteflirt Dork Callers

Super geeks are coming out in the heat like crazy! I know I really haven't been writing much but you know It is like Summer and I do need to get out and play. I do have my phones with me and on so I can talk shit to you dorks at nearly all times and places. Don't be too shocked if I'm with my hot boyfriend or some of my girlfriends.
Super snazzy maniac and I had a really awesome hour long debate whether I am Jewish or just pretending to be. Now, I can understand having that conversation with me but, don't you think the fuckadoodle should at least know his own shit to back it up. Dick wad didn't even know a lick of Hebrew.
Now of course it can only get better then that.
I get this barely audible freak calling me,he has a thick accent and tells me he's Indian. He gets on web cam and he is most definitely NOT a man of Indian decent but a total Arab. As soon as I called him out on lying he went crazy on how Jews are the devil! HA HA HA!! 3 hours later and $$$ he told me he was obsessed with me. He keeps emailing me and begging me to come meet him and marry him. Ewww Gross Grody! Can you even imagine!
Kisses,
Your Favorite Jewish Princess

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Jewish Princess Cock Therapy Session With My Sissy Nurse

I've been having a crazy Summer partying with all my friends who are visiting or on break. Like every night has been a Jewish Princess party. I get together with the rest of my JAP crew and do what we do best and JAP out. I got like a really bad little sunburn over the weekend at a July 4th beach party and I was in need of some aloe attention. I found the hottest guy at the party and told him if he rubbed my backside with alo in the places I missed I would give him a little Jewish Princess surprise. Surprise !!! Dork got to touch me! I knew this sissy loser was staring at me all day while I pranced back and forth at the party. He kept asking for my phone number so I decided oh fuck it and I gave him my niteflirt number. As if I would talk to him after that for free!
I had a really nice session of cock mock therapy with my little sissy prissy nurse. Just what the Doctor ordered for a new nurse on staff! The slutty nurse had the little most like totally little belly button dick you've ever seen. HYSTERICAL!!!! Look at this shmuck!!