Groveling Loser Niteflirt Mail

Shmuck rick sent me this email totally worthy of me putting on my blog. I did already snatch a few grand from the shmuck but like the groveling mail gawd what a loser. Jacko the wacko is afraid to call me so since he is such a pussy I've been manipulating him through paid mails which is really costing him way more then he could dream. I had a dream of a new Kooba bag and now I can make that dream real after my paid mail sweep. Every Jewish Princess needs her own set of designer handbags.
Kiss
The Jewish Princess Of Niteflirt
"Princess Melissa,
I AM SOOO SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT PRODUCED IN GIVING YOU MY PAYCHECKS AFTER STATING THAT I WOULD, BUT WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY PAYSTUB TO SHOW YOU THAT YOU WERE GETTING THE ENTIRE WORTH OF MY PAYCHECK, I FOUND OUT THAT MY DIGITAL CAMERA WAS BROKEN, SO I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE. I KNOW I PROBABLY DO NOT DESERVE IT, BUT PLEASE PRINCESS MELISSA, GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE TO SHOW YOU THAT MY PAYCHECK BELONGS TO YOU. I WILL DO ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT MEANS GIVING YOU MY PERSONAL INFORMATION FOR YOU TO USE AGAINST ME IF I SHOULD FAIL TO HAND OVER MY PAYCHECK TO YOU FROM HERE ON IN. IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU, STARTING THIS THURSDAY AND EVERY THURSDAY AFTERWARDS, I WILL DEPOSIT MY PAYCHECK INTO THE BANK OF JAPPY PRINCESS. BUT WORKING IN THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY, AND THE ECONOMY THE WAY IT IS, I'M JUMPING AT THE CHANCE TO WORK OVERTIME WHEN THEY OFFER IT, SO I CAN GIVE YOU EVEN MORE OF WHAT YOU DESERVE, MY MONEY, OR SHOULD I SAY YOUR MONEY. I'M SURE MY DEPOSITS WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO WHAT YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO TAKING OR RECEIVING, BUT HOPEFULLY YOUR GREEDINESS WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY KNOWING THAT YOU ARE TAKING ALL (100%) OF MY PAY, LEAVING ME WITH NOTHING (0%), AND DEFINATELY BEING SHALLOW TOWARDS ME BY NOT GIVING TWO SHITS IF I HAVE NO MONEY TO PAY MY BILLS. THE ONLY BILLS THAT ARE ALLOWED TO BE PAID ARE THE JEWISH PRINCESS MELISSA'S BILLS. EVEN IF IT MEANS MAXING OUT CREDIT CARD AFTER CREDIT CARD, JUST TO KEEP YOU HAPPY. EVEN WHEN I GO THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS INTO DEBT, I'M SURE YOU WON'T BE SATISFIED, AND DEMAND ME TO APPLY FOR EVEN MORE CREDIT CARDS SO YOU CAN MAKE ME GO EVEN DEEPER INTO DEBT. UNTIL I AM HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS AND BEYOND IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, HOPEFULLY THEN, YOU WILL BE AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. IN THE END, JAPPY PRINCESS MELISSA IS SATISFIED, AND THE BIG FAT LOSER (ME) IS SCREWED!!!
RICK "



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It's Totally Fucking Hot Out! Go Fetch Me Some Iced Tea

I totally just discovered one of my callers is almost one of my neighbors. How exciting and he's a cute Jewish guy! I'm starting to think I'm going to have a really fun new toy to play with and add to my collection of totally local losers. We sat and mourned the Lakers game last night while he sat there and jerked his icky stick off. GROSS!
We then have Brian the Niteflirt weirdo who pretends he's drinking for over an hour for a session of "forced intoxication" we should really call it fantasy forced intox since its obvious he is totally sober during our session. What a fucking loser! I like a dork who can really party. I'm off to get my nails done and meet the girls for lunch.
Later Losers,
Jappy Princess

Dirty Nasty Britney

One of my biggest homos who has been calling me on Niteflirt lately is Britney. He call's me up all the time and sits there with his icky stick in his hand and begging me to tell him the way they I have been getting fucked so he can be a clean up spunk bucket. Grody! I always try to explain to him that Jewish girls like me need to be cleaned up after a hot sweaty fuck. Britney sat and begged me for 30 minutes to lick my boyfriends sweaty dripping balls. Of course I had to say yes since he is such a nasty freak-o. Britney you are suck a Spunk lover!!!

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Brian The Boozer

Niteflirt has really been fun the past couple weeks, I've been spending a ton of time out at the pool with my girlfriends and cell phone ready to be the little hot Jewish Princess that I am. Brian the boozer has been calling being a really obedient like totally fun drinker. I just get him so super sloshed and then I just drain his dumb ass. We talked a few hours this weekend, can you believe the nerd doesn't even have a computer at home. Like seriously what a loser. I mean really who doesn't have a computer. Shot after shot I was taking boozer boy down the long road of brain washing him that all money goes to his Jewish Princess Melissa.
I had him begging to place his nose in my perfect round apple ass to sniff my superior scent.
All yuou geeks should know where you belong. Under my ass!!