Monday, May 07, 2007

Addicted to Jappy Jewish Princess Melissa

Like what a totally great weekend to be a Jewish Princess!
Cinco De Drink-o was so rad and awesome, I had losers paying all day long for me to drink with my girls and party my ass off! Of course I had one too many rinkys opps and had a little Princess mess on some losers shoes!! Whoops!
My totally cool loser blaze addict is SO addicted to me! He actually closed his niteflirt account twice after I drained his ass. Whadda ya know! He's baaack.. I spent the weekend chit chatting off and on at $7.00 a min. Like duh why should he call at my regular rate? AS IF!
Niteflirts very own one and only original Jewish Princess.
Shalom Bitches!


Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Booty Kisser!!!

Wow, I didn't realize how long It's been since I've blogged. I've been so busy shopping and gearing up for summer. 404 is like the latest piggy who's totally addicted to my hot perfect round Jewish ass. I've had him make a shrine to my ass and kiss it each day when he wakes up and when he goes to sleep. Isn't that like totally charming!!
My old skool fave goy boy reached out and touched as well. I love when addicts just can't stay away from me!
One of my fave callers rolled in this week with a brand new rendition of latest Christina Aguilera songs and remixes the lyrics to his pathetic loser self. Can you imagine what kind of a fucking loser sits there and writes parody's all fucking day to top 40 hits. DORK!!!!! But I have to say it's totally like hysterical and I think like everyone needs to hear him .
Like Later losers!
The One the Only Original Jewish Princess of Niteflirt