Wednesday, June 28, 2006

A Jewish Prince

I met the hottest Jewish Prince... He might be as bitchy and as stuck up as me. We struck up this friendship that was really fun and flirty. Over a night of cocktails and smokes I found out he was totally submissive.
As the night went on and the drinks were flowing , he reached over and kissed me. I pushed him away and slapped him in the face and he LOVED IT. As soon as I saw his cock getting as hard as a salami I sat on top of him and gave him a SLAP again.
You want the rest dont you? AS IF... call me to get the rest of the story.
XO
Your Jewish Princess Melissa

Miss me? You all want to kiss me!

Miss me? You all want to kiss me!
I got really bored with the blogs but then I forget you loyal dorks love to read my rants and raves. Today was a great way to start the morning with an Overseas sissy who lavished me today with $1200 to go shopping. I need the Hot Pink Marc Jacobs bag on my wishlist so someone get it for me.
Today since I had such a great cash party I think im going to spend the day at the pool and tan and relax while listening to my new rad Ipod!
Current playlist.....

The Wreckers
Fiona Apple
Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs
Gnarles Barkley